It is a crime that Shemar Moore is not included on this list, so I’m gifting him to the commentariat here. By far, the best combination of perfect head shape and man eyebrows on the planet. I rest my case, and I don’t even care that the picture is so huge.
It really is too much. I don’t know why they had to release the 911 tapes. I know it is a thing that happens, but it is gross. I feel like in such a difficult situation the general public should not know so much about this poor man. There are way too many updates that make me think someone in the family or close is…
Not my Rob Ford crack pipe though, that stays at home!
Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.
“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”
Also the vilification of mothers needing 5-15 minutes to themselves, in whatever form.
I am with my kids all day, every day from 7am to 7pm. I am not worried about “missing out” because I'm texting my brother while they play. I'm so sick of this crap. My mother wasn't staring at me the whole time I was growing up, and thank goodness for that. Who wants to sit and watch fucking soccer practice? We always…
have you seen the old Steve Martin movie Parenthood? That happens in the movie - retainer gets thrown out in Chuckee Cheese trash - and when Steve is complaining like why are we doing this?! Mom (Mary Steenburgen) replies that if he’d lost $400 in the trash, he’d look for it. - I actually agree with that.
what do most people do with their wedding dress if they don’t do the “trash the dress” thing (which seems wasteful to me)? just keep it in their closet and hope they’ll have a kid who will need it?
- “Spending the Weekend on the Couch in My Underwear Browsing the Internet Mindlessly: The Motion Picture.”
That is really sad and gross for your parents. It’s too bad nobody suggested they call an apiary. They would have come and found the queen and put her in a portable hive, the rest of the bees would have followed, and the cleanup would have been a bit easier. Totally not judging, it’s just that I know bee people who do…
It’s cute that you think that, we all did before kids 😄 But my loo doesn’t have a lock because if it did I am certain that my little cherubim would lock themselves in the bathroom. My eldest would then freak out in a panic attack and my youngest would probably flood the whole house. There is no private toilet time,…
Well, you really can’t leave infants alone, toddlers are on a constant death march —once you have a more autonomous kid who can play alone it’s much much easier to go to the bathroom alone, but still, one bathroom and you’re going to have to pee during bathtime. To say nothing of how much time you spend with THEM in…
Aww. Look at the dudes telling her the correct word to use. It’s wonderful when they step in and tell women what they really mean to say.
I do still get Ipsy, but I am only supposed to make my articles so long, so some of my boxes get cut. I usually prefer to highlight the ones that are a little lesser known than Ipsy and Birchbox, but I still like them.
Plus you know that dolphin only wants the newest iPhone.
Counterpoint: Instead of just reading through (Erin’s step 6)
Girl, you will be OKAY. None of these feelings you’re having are aaaaanything you should feel guilty about, not for one single minute. I’m seconding everything Olivia and other commenters said below, and adding that as someone who’s always been adamantly opposed to having kids, I can easily imagine that this is…
