It’s very easy for me to orgasm from very little. So that particularly hasn’t been an issue.

OMG...This is horrific. Also as a stay at home dad raising a Toddler with a death wish and a teething 5month old....I can understand where that person is coming from. But FOR FUCKS-SAKE don’t do it! Put the child somewhere safe (crib?) and take a 10 minute breather; drink a tall glass of red wine. Come back and usually…

Yikes. I remember a few nights where I was so stressed and tired that I could have thrown her out the window. Glad I don’t live in an apartment where that option is available at those moments. Thankfully, at those moments, I would put her in her cot and go outside for a few minutes to calm down.

Okay, that really IS enough Internet for today.

Is it a cop out to ask if your hookup has sex toys she likes and to use them during the hookup?

I really love this post. I have felt for awhile that third wave feminism almost promoted casual sex, marketing it as a way for women to take control of their sexuality and be “equal” to men. This drove me nuts for all the reasons noted above.

I’ve had enough disappointing hookups to make me very wary of casual sex. It’s more depressing to have bad sex than no sex. This means I haven’t had sex in a year and a half. Thanks for reminding me! Not saying it’s all the guys’ fault, it takes two to tango, but some guys watch way too much porn (ie some things don’t…

Well I’m still here baby. I’m 200 lbs and I tend to pick guys on the skinny side. They can tussle with me if they want to.

Here’s a nifty trick the wife taught me: No nookie without tons of foreplay.

Vibrators. They just make everything better.

It is a crime that Shemar Moore is not included on this list, so I’m gifting him to the commentariat here. By far, the best combination of perfect head shape and man eyebrows on the planet. I rest my case, and I don’t even care that the picture is so huge.

It really is too much. I don’t know why they had to release the 911 tapes. I know it is a thing that happens, but it is gross. I feel like in such a difficult situation the general public should not know so much about this poor man. There are way too many updates that make me think someone in the family or close is…

Not my Rob Ford crack pipe though, that stays at home!

Even. If. Vaccines. Did. Cause. Autism. Which. They. Do. Not. An. Autistic. Child. Is. Still. An. Alive. Child.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Also the vilification of mothers needing 5-15 minutes to themselves, in whatever form.

I am with my kids all day, every day from 7am to 7pm. I am not worried about “missing out” because I'm texting my brother while they play. I'm so sick of this crap. My mother wasn't staring at me the whole time I was growing up, and thank goodness for that. Who wants to sit and watch fucking soccer practice? We always…

have you seen the old Steve Martin movie Parenthood? That happens in the movie - retainer gets thrown out in Chuckee Cheese trash - and when Steve is complaining like why are we doing this?! Mom (Mary Steenburgen) replies that if he’d lost $400 in the trash, he’d look for it. - I actually agree with that.

what do most people do with their wedding dress if they don’t do the “trash the dress” thing (which seems wasteful to me)? just keep it in their closet and hope they’ll have a kid who will need it?

- “Spending the Weekend on the Couch in My Underwear Browsing the Internet Mindlessly: The Motion Picture.”