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That is really sad and gross for your parents. It’s too bad nobody suggested they call an apiary. They would have come and found the queen and put her in a portable hive, the rest of the bees would have followed, and the cleanup would have been a bit easier. Totally not judging, it’s just that I know bee people who do

It’s cute that you think that, we all did before kids 😄 But my loo doesn’t have a lock because if it did I am certain that my little cherubim would lock themselves in the bathroom. My eldest would then freak out in a panic attack and my youngest would probably flood the whole house. There is no private toilet time,

Well, you really can’t leave infants alone, toddlers are on a constant death march —once you have a more autonomous kid who can play alone it’s much much easier to go to the bathroom alone, but still, one bathroom and you’re going to have to pee during bathtime. To say nothing of how much time you spend with THEM in

Aww. Look at the dudes telling her the correct word to use. It’s wonderful when they step in and tell women what they really mean to say.

I do still get Ipsy, but I am only supposed to make my articles so long, so some of my boxes get cut. I usually prefer to highlight the ones that are a little lesser known than Ipsy and Birchbox, but I still like them.

Welp, I’ll just be in a corner weeping...

Plus you know that dolphin only wants the newest iPhone.

Apologies to Cady, Dr NdeGT is to busy rockin the altruistic tweets to show up in your dreams at present.

Counterpoint: Instead of just reading through (Erin’s step 6)

Girl, you will be OKAY. None of these feelings you’re having are aaaaanything you should feel guilty about, not for one single minute. I’m seconding everything Olivia and other commenters said below, and adding that as someone who’s always been adamantly opposed to having kids, I can easily imagine that this is

You will be okay. Your daughter will be okay. There is no shame in feeling this way. I can remember many a morning, post baby, spent on my kitchen floor sobbing to my mother on the phone. I’m going to tell you what she told me: Breathe. Don’t buy into the perfect mother hype. Don’t let the shame creep in. Tell your

First - you need a HUG. BIG HUG.

word is bound to get out of how incredible you are at it. Biggest win for a guy right there

I wish I had a prestigious illustration award to give Tara Jacoby for this illustration.

Chaffetz also sarcastically “congratulated” Richards on her salary, which she admitted is $520,000 a year.

I’m pretty sure Gigli was already released. And no one watched it.

Aaron Paul is correct. The massacre of sharks for their fins is cruel and repellent behavior.

Neil, you are bordering on Yoko today.

Oh, FFS, even the Pope is like “America, you have bigger things to worry about than abortion and gay marriage” Shutting down the government and forcing the Speaker to resign over this is insane.

Frontier’s new seats that don’t recline are the best. Amazing how people seem to live.