Just pointing out (as I did on Facebook) that Freddie was bi, so he liked at least some girls. I don’t know about fat-bottomed ones, but the band sure did a good job singing about us.

I’ve actually been considering going back on the pill. I’m done having kids, my husband is snipped and even though my period is totally normal, I fucking hate the mood swings, DAY TWO BLEEDING, cramps, bloating, tampons, etc. When I was on the pill (low dose estrogen, can’t remember the one), I had zero mood swings,…

I just want to be like “Well, I get some occasional fruit flies, but otherwise we’re all good.”

Poor Mother and baby. Seriously, that first month of newborn care is hard work between newborn and recovery and to have an asshat like that around UGH.

Your suster is really, really young to be having kids. I was 31 with a graduate degree when I had my first little one. At 26 I met the man of my dreams, and I can’t imagine why I dated those idiots in my early 20’s. Go get that education, girl. Your mom and your uterus can wait. You never get another chance to be…

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Kim Davis’ understanding of religious freedom is seriously flawed. The marriage license only indicates that the couple has met the legal requirements to qualify for marriage. It does NOT confer religious acceptance of the marriage, so her religion isn’t being violated as far…

Maybe Donald Trump’s head was up that guys ass?

Ugh those 1% bears with their swimming pools.

Well, they're black bears so the police probably shot on sight & planted a weapon

A single mother of 5 just wants to relax at the pool for a day, is that too much to ask, little girl? Chill.

That’s a lot of cubs for one bear. Makes me think she’s the fun forest babysitter that takes you and the other kids to the splash park for the whole day, plus ice cream after. Not the babysitter that tells you to play Hide and Seek and then never comes to find you. I hid in that box for two hours.

That’s just false advertising, I mean “safe” is literally the name of the object so logically it should be safe to put your baby in there. It’s just common sense.

We have a rider on our homeowner’s insurance to cover my ring. It’s based on the appraisal value, which is waaaaaay more than he actually paid (family connections for the win!), but it’s only about $80 a year extra. Totally worth it for me.

I’m shocked the resale price is that high. Definitely curious if that is more a function of it being a nice diamond or it being a Tiffany ring. Most old jewelry doesn’t sell for shit.

I live in Las Vegas. Sadly, I downloaded our bank account from since we moved here, and we’ve spent around $15K eating out in the last year. M Life (MGM’s rewards program) bumped our status because we spend so much money on food. It’s a bad place to live as a foodie.

I CAN’T EITHER and people get so annoyed but I just can’t fucking hear anything so I end up smiling and nodding but usually looking either like a jerk or like someone who has no idea how humans work.

There’s also this: