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Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.

She is most definitely a real princess. Her full name and title are Her Royal Highness, Katherine, The Princess William of Wales, Duchess of Cambridge Countess of Sthrathearn and Baroness of Carrickfergus . It’s only tradition that British Princesses that mary their husbands to gain their titles are not referred to by

post kids sleep is usually when I work to make up for making these comments or other distracting stuff during work hours. :-/ all I really want to do from 8:45 on is nurse a glass of wine and put my feet up

I watched it with my son (the replay but whatever - we didn’t have re-play when we were kids or our parents would have done that. I did the same. He was six I think when they married and I told him she was a princess - she is - and she’ll get that title one day so whatever!

Fruit and veggie consumption, for the most part. Before I had a kid myself, I tended to just recommend “lots of fruits and veggies, whatever you can get them to eat” and leave it at that. But now my own is going through a picky phase, and I can’t understand for the life of me how parents managed to meet my

Do what moms do on Facebook: fling shit at other moms.

That’s not a woman, that’s a nine year old.

Woah- seriously? My husband was adopted as an infant and raised with love and best care by infertile mom, he is so wonderful and grateful to both his unknown (and he wants to keep it that way) birth mother got making sure he got to a safe place somehow and to his parents, who he genuinely loves!

SPURNED & BURNED

I’ve decided I will punish infidelity by never ever leaving him alone. A fate worse than death.

I’m sure there will be albums worth of material. A lot of country music is about wearing jeans and drinking beers near bodies of water. Actual drama is like a double album waiting to happen.

As long as Blake gets custody of Adam Levine, you’ll be fine Miranda.

You got there a minute late? Buddy try the majority of us who clicked it the second it went up and saw 0% claimed instantly turn into 100% claimed and wait list full. I kid you not it was gone in less than 5 seconds. Yeah if you were a minute late then you were 59.9999999999999999 seconds too late. Repeat this

You got there a minute late? Buddy try the majority of us who clicked it the second it went up and saw 0% claimed

Look at a pulled pork sandwich. Talk to the pig it once was.

I WANTED TO BE A DERMATOLOGIST SO I COULD POP PEOPLE’S SHIT AND CUT OUT CYSTS AND TAKE CARE OF ALL OF THE GROSS THINGS PEOPLE ARE ASHAMED OF ON THEIR BODIES. DO NOT BE ASHAMED, CLOGGED PEOPLE, I WILL GET THAT FOR YOU.

Cosigned. Ballsmcgee and I believe our assholes are functional, not recreational. I guess it just depends from person to person.

I think we have to remember she was 16.*

I got like 2$ from the tooth fairy. You got 20$??????

After the first paragraph, lemme see what I can manage -