In all fairness, maybe the dolphin didn’t do it on porpoise.

Why can’t we have both? We should have both.

What is mind-boggling is why anyone would take a baby to a theme park?

Inhaling fumes from orange hair dye (and I guess orange tanning spray) has obviously left him impaired.

I’m the last one and 26. My mom was claiming it was “baby weight” all the way into my teens. You’ve got some time.

The kid thing is a real thing. I weigh more now than I did the day I gave birth. The kid is almost 9, and I am still claiming it as baby weight.

My son is 9 months old and we live in L.A. I am so looking forward to the day he finally has the MMR vaccine and I can breathe a little easier! I worked really hard to support this bill and I’m so glad common sense prevailed! I even took my little guy down to the education board meeting. It was terrifying . We were…

I mean, if people don’t want to vaccinate their kids, they don’t have to - this bill isn’t requiring compulsory vaccinations. You can still choose not to vaccinate your children so long as you home school them and keep them out of daycare, right? Seems fair to me. I would guess that many courts would view preventing…

these guys have a lot of demographic information about me, don’t they. That’s a little terrifying.

Don’t they exist on a spectrum of horniness, though? Tinder for instant sex, OKC for a maybe hookup (but you’ll know your partner’s name at least), Match for third date romantic sex?

folks are cleverly infecting anti-vaccination activists with computer viruses embedded in photos and links.

Liberty and Justice don’t give a fuck what you think, Texass public servants.

So if this doesn’t really work...it is....... a Sham Poo ?

yeah, unless the bear has a different colored stomach panel, I have never seen a teddy bear where the crease just stopped at the crotch area

Not necessarily. I used to work at Build A Bear and some of the bears’ creases stopped about there (although that was usually for a different-colored stomach panel).

My favorite part of this subthread is that when a woman who is into cars (the stereotypical unicorn according to so many posts around here) shares her opinion about something annoying that “car guys” do, a whole bunch of them get all huffy and try to explain why her opinion is wrong. Her opinion. Way to go guys.

Mr. R had a pic of a sheepdog as his profile pic (in the way, wayback pioneer days of online dating). My suggestion for our first meet up? Dog park, naturally. He suggests a coffee date. Not his dog. No longer even a living dog. Lying psycho. But really cute. So I married him. But I told my dog straight off not to…

I would have gone with Rin Tin Tin-der.

Alternatively: “Don’t Do This Shitty Thing And Speak Up If You See Others Doing It.”