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Make him buy breast milk from a milk bank ($$$$) or pay for a wet nurse ($$$)

This actually really pisses me off. We lobbied for the $20, to replace a bad dude who didn’t favor paper currency and would likely have hated being on it. Easy decision, right? Nope. Instead they give us the $10 - a less popular currency - and we have to fucking share it with the dude already on it. Gee. Thanks.

I got rid of mine completely. Replaced with drought resistant plants, drip irrigation and mulch. Looks great.

Hey, my lawn is dead right now, Steve. Paying a ton in property taxes does not entitle you to use more than your fair share of water. No one is forcing you to live on a property that looks “like an African savanna.” Feel free to move, Steve. I bid you adieu. Bye!

This sounds like at least 2 or 3 guys who are shocked I’ve written them off.

Talking about the decision to have kids with my queer friends: “I don’t know, I know it seems like a lot of time and effort and money but the truth is we’ve just reached that point in our life where we want to start a family and grow our love, you know?”

Theirs wasn’t a choice. It was a mandate from heaven.

Agreed.

Thank god I’m gay, straight people are exhausting. I’m actually surprised you kids ever get it together.

I bought a dress from china (misdress on etsy). I was really worried. it ended up being much nicer than I anticipated. She had no problem making it plus-size and a few other modifications too (I’m a 20/22).

I thought it was Lego for small children.

Can I recommend the pudu? Jezebel’s implacable and terrible deity?

Of course it’s easier—it’s the second child! For one, you know what you’re doing. For two, since you kept the first one alive, you aren’t (as) afraid the second one is going to die if it fill in the myriad normal baby behaviors that scares the hell out of a first time parent here.

I was thinking about this while I was on the treadmill this morning (and wishing I was anywhere else), about how Anne Hathaway had totally torture herself to get into that catwoman costume for the last Batman movie, and how it was really brutal for her. She is naturally a very thin person, which just goes to show how…

But there’s one thing, above all else, that you should remember as she gets close to orgasm: do not change what you’re doing in terms of routine and pacing.

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Keep in mind that some women won’t know what they like, either bc they have never experienced cunnilingus before or have only experienced mediocre cunnilingus. If you keep asking, and they keep not answering, at some point you have to switch tactics. Instead of, “what do you like?” try, “do you like this?” while…