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She’s actually not old enough for Benadryl yet and I’m not super into drugging (my baby). But you never know with me!

True story: some guest’s +1 did this at my cousin’s wedding; it was basically a wedding dress if you married (hah) a little black dress and a wedding dress. Office printer paper white and more lace than the actual bride’s dress—justified, of course, by the fact that the +1 had been married 5 months ago and considered

It is sad that this needed to be written. But, THANK YOU.

Get ready for some of the stupidest shit you will ever hear in your entire life. Also, if the horror stories of five day long labors skeeve you out do NOT hesitate to stop people in their tracks. In fact, you can punch someone in the throat and say “damned hormones” and actually get by with it. I miss the hormone

I have done my one good deed for the year. I AM DRUNK WITH POWER.

YES!!! Here’s hoping they replace it with 19 Guinea Pigs and Counting

I got exactly the same Ipsy contents but my dumb bag says VIP: Very Important Products. I’ve only been getting Ipsy for a few months but when the bags are bad (like this one or the blue Laura Ashley-style floral) they are truly awful. If you have coarse or dry hair or frizzy hair, the CC cream also works nicely on dry

The music industry doesn’t give a shit about loyalty. If their current contract was negotiated before she was famous, there’s a 98% chance that it was screwing her over in some way or another.

Honestly, I think the only solution that wouldn’t rub me the wrong way is treating all the household money as completely shared funds. If you both wanted one person to stay home and manage the household/children, then treat that as equally valuable to the person who works. Otherwise it gets into this scenario where a

At this point, I think we can all agree that Amy Schumer is a genius who should be on television forever with no breaks.

“I didn’t vaccinate my dog because Jenny McCarthy told me it could cause Pawtism”

Right? Who cares? Also, in the Defamer comments a lot of people talked about how she jokingly calls every birthday her “29th” birthday. But even if it’s not a joke and she does try to pass as younger, are people REALLY going to be mad at her for that? Women in Hollywood do that ALL THE TIME because it’s an ageist and

That thing said my 8 year old brother is a 35 year old woman.

I fail to get worked up about this. Celebrities lie all the time about their past and women especially lie about their age so they can have a better chance of nabbing decent roles....or any roles period.

Hey, nice to meet you, fellow mom! I know what you mean. I planned and really considered each step. I mean, it took two years before I even began the final process! I think the argument the other poster has is very hyperbolic. “We will stop caring about a child’s heritage!!! Cutting them off from their very essence!!”

So you’re saying that Steven Tyler does in fact walk this way AND talk this way? That’s incredibly reaffirming.

I have two: One happened to me and was horrifying, one happened to a friend and is hilarious.

That is awful. My sympathies. But at least he is not your father (or mine).

Bill Clinton is as devastatingly charming in person as he appears on TV. That’s all I got.