When I was 20, I hadn’t been on any dates. I figured, you know because I knew everything, that it was unlikely to happen for me.

Yeah, that seems like a huge factor. Like, I’m not even sure how most two-income households support kids if they’re not wealthy. I guess it’s all just another reason why we have to advocate for things like paid maternity leave, affordable chidcare, and just normalizing parenthood in our social and professional lives.

Sorry, Marc Maron. I have had some utterly disgusting biscuits in my time. Not all biscuits are created equal. Some overly dry, hard as a rock, tooth breakers have never even left the basket they came to the table in. Some, however are divine, and I will order an extra basket just to take the rest home for breakfast…

as a whole, black people seem to intuitively get that voting gop is against their self interest. i wish there were some way of explaining to non rich white people that voting gop is against their self interest. religion usually gets in the way though

I worked for Clinique for years and this is virtually the same as Moisture Surge and WAAAAY cheaper.

I recently discovered the Argan Oil colour at Sally’s. It’s lovely. I mix dark blonde and auburn and it covers my greys really well and with the dark blonde mixed in the red lasts longer. I started going grey when I was 21 and am happy to have discovered Sally’s because most drug store dyes wash right off my greys…

A hairdresser is always going to be able to tell.

Sorry, a bitter rant from a broke grad student cannot be contained any longer.

Hey, this happened with some cousins of mine!

Tweet of the day:

it’s a moo-jito, you put chocolate milk in it

Schmidt is the only reason I watch this show....well and to oogle Damon Wayans Jr who’s been my tv husband since Happy Endings.

Why the hell is this cancelled & that boring af New Girl still on? Oh wait. Nope, got the answer.

Don’t shave. Just don’t. Get laser instead.

“Don’t be crazy. Be Krazy!”

For real. No bugs will survive a deep fryer

A world full of Golden Girls - how marvelous!

Well, I’m disappointed although, admittedly, putting 50 bucks on “Lebron” was always a long shot.

Raise your hand if your middle name is Marie. *raises hand*

frankly i’m amazed that i can even hold down a job nowadays after have two oreos after lunch during my childhood