Kimmunion.

Well, we are the people who use the most lethal neurotoxin known to man to treat forehead wrinkles.

That might actually have fewer possible side effects. Good call.

Chin: There Can Be Only One

Sounds great... I mean, you end up with no chin fat, and no chin skin.

Skinny chin, for the win!

I also noted this on the first Beauty Box review article but reposting because important: For those of you who subscribe to these services and find yourself with a product you know you won’t use, I highly recommend starting a donation box for your local women’s safe house or shelter. A friend of mine coordinated with…

Don’t you mean “web-foot the bill”?

Certainly not sugar! Just organic dried molasses hand-picked by unicorns.

Well, I can see you’ve successfully been corrupted by Dairy Queen’s prurient advertising. You know where ice cream melts? In Hell.

We all know that kids are obsessed with being just like the elderly.

Watching this explode on my Facebook feed made me SO HAPPY that I finally got out of Grey’s a couple years ago. Every year I would swear I was done, but they would somehow manage to suck me back in. I ALMOST got out when they killed off Lexie and Mark, but then they managed to snag me in again. But when they broke up…

So, I still kinda love this show, but anyone who is under the impression that it’s not a soap opera is kidding themselves. A soap opera with higher ratings and budgets than the typical daytime ones, but seriously, nowhere but in soap opera world does one person experience a bomb in a body, a drowning and miraculous…

More like Grey’s of Thrones, amirite?!

I laughed so hard when my sister phoned to tell me he died cause there wasn’t a neurosurgeon to save him.

Give me the baby. I tried, unsuccessfully, to get pregnant for 3 years. GIVE ME THE BABY! My wife and I will take the baby and love it and squish it and love it and the bad lady can just go fuck right off.

She agreed to have this baby, then tried to back out. I think “no backsies” on paternity/maternity is a good general rule, regardless of the genetic markers involved.

“In some small way, I wanted to help them avoid the terrible life I would have given them,” Megan Huntsman said in a statement her attorney read aloud.

I don’t know. All I know is that If You Capitalized Every Word It Could Pass For One Of Jaden Smith’s Tweets.

My old account would no longer post, but I miss you guys!