Ugh, as someone who rounds up to say they are 5'2", I HATE this. All the fucking time these tall-ass dudes feel like they can shove you out of the way and get in front of you at concerts. Half the time I've given up on even caring, since I probably couldn't see already, but those times when I found that ONE little…

Isn't it the baby version of LEGO? is what always goes through my head.

Now that there's a lot of comments on this article I can confess to something and hopefully not get yelled at by commenters I like (I know it's all in good fun).
When it comes down to netflix vs sex, I'm going to vote for netflix.
I am awful.

"and there she died, happily alone and content in the fact that she would never have to have a penis blindly gyrating near her face for the rest of eternity"

I've been married for 10 years and have two little kids, so sex vs binge watching came down to a battle of which thing that I never get to do do I miss more.

I always thought being an Aunt was actually perfect. You pick up the kids when you feel like having a kid day, you take them somewhere cool where you spoil them and yourself, then you drop them back with their parents and have a relaxing mani/pedi followed by dinner and drinks in a fabulous outfit with your fabulous…

I'm a parent. I did not have kids because I thought it was the right thing to do for the world. I had kids because I wanted them. It's probably the most selfish thing I ever did. Now that they are here I do unselfish things for them. But the having of them was definitely all for me.

The good thing about knives, they hardly ever 'go off'' accidentally like guns seem to do, every damn day.

Another commenter below said some stores trash it. Maybe some use it for testers too. It might depend on the store policy or the type of make up (eg: perfume is ok, but not mascara).

Answer: Victoria's Secretes second-hand store.

Body by Victoria hiphuggers. The first time I touched them it was like, oooh these are so soft. Put them on and if they ever discontinue them I will pitch a fit. They're smooth and don't show lines and cover my butt and don't dig into my skin; some have lace panels on the sides so they're not only cute but flirty/sexy…

Take that Cumberbatch or however you spell your name!

The wonderful Cameron Esposito had a number of great tweets today about Indiana's bullshit "religious freedom" law

I will go home and cling to my wife in fear and thankfulness tonight.

I agree with the bedding thing as well. I have actually said to a guy "You are 27 years old, get a bed frame". To me, it's just a small sign of being grown up and put together. I do my best to make sure my apartment is together, and the person I'm seeing should do the same. To me, it's a sign of taking pride in your…

Dear Dudes,

Spend the time you are now using harassing women about their dating preferences on the internet buying a fucking bedframe.

I'm not sleeping (or having sex) with you if you have a mattress on the floor. Grow up. It's not cute.

It was definitely worth it, for me. The woman who helped me selected a few different foundations and then applied them on my jaw line, which made it easy to compare shades and finishes. Go for it!

Diana isn't near the top? I've never thought Kate was the type to name her kid after her husband's dead mom, but I remember when George was still in the oven, everyone expected him to be named either Diana or Elizabeth if he was a girl.

MAN, I love this series. The only downside is that the outcomes usually skew "suburban," just because most malls are in suburban locales. It would be cool to see some more adventurous looks.