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I think throwing them away is the best choice of a bad lot. You could ask your local collection facility if they can dispose of it as hazardous waste, but I don't know what kind of reception you'll get.

Oh, this *is* interesting. I'm in the UK, and subscribed to something called Joliebox which was acquired by Birchbox as part of their move into the UK market. We don't have as many of these as there seem to be in the US, but the concept has definitely got a foothold now.

Ooh can you get your wife and other curly ladies to give us their favorite curly hair products and techniques? My daughter got Shirley Temple corkscrews from her Caribbean daddy and as a straight haired half white Asian person I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing with her hair. I just French braid it every day. My

Please let me do one in Vegas. Please let me do one in Vegas. Please let me do one in Vegas. Please let me do one in Vegas.

But the next red might be the PERFECT red. And the next fuchsia might be the PERFECT fuchsia. KEEP GOING.

People like you are the reason the rest of us need to be vaccinated at high numbers.

I did break up with a guy once because he was too picky. The final straw? When I made breakfast burritos while he was still sleeping, and once awoken to a full breakfast waiting for him, stated "I'm not eating that. There might be something I don't like in it."

The allergy one makes me remember yet again why my brother and sister-in-law have a fondness for Disney.

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

On a less boring note, look at this picture! A Gay, Jewish wedding, riding in on a unicorn. That'll make your night. Have fun!

My husband and I met in grad school and didn't hit it off immediately. We got stuck in the same miserable class together on Monday nights. It talked about music history, and one night the instructor went on an endless ramble about Schubert's "syphilis attacks" and kept saying the nonsense phrase "syphilis attacks"

Also, one time I got a guy to go home with me by saying we could make a sleeping fort. We did, which he promptly passed out in.

Wadding up foil and sticking it on the rabbit ears antenna.

Awww, Arsenio thinks my dad got a new phone. That's really sweet, and flattering that he thinks my dad would be able to turn those off himself on day two. It will take him the entire two years until his contract is up to figure out how the current phone works, and then you'd have to pry it from his hands because he

Yeah, I can't even snark on this. I don't know why. Usually I'm the snarkiest bastard I know. Maybe it's her face; she looks so genuinely distraught. I just want to hug her and set her up with a nice guy who will love her for real and say nice things for free. We all deserve at least that much.

I am the only person I know who likes those popcorn ones.

That's because they are awful.

These are really cute, and the way the proportions work make a very useful illustration of how to dress a larger figure! Nicely done. I enjoyed the writing, too!