A friend of mine is really good friends with Anthony Bourdain. like, goes over to his place all the time for dinner friends, and I die of jealousy every single time. One of these days I'm going to force him to at least bring me back some leftovers.

It's never too late!

The funny thing is, I can't even remember how I ended the conversation. It confused me to the point where my memory stopped working or something. I think we ended up with "Green, it tastes green."

*sips skinny whole-milk nonalcoholic Irish macchiato* from their monogrammed thermos

I like The Mindy Project but feel like I might not renew my season pass for season 4 (I don't live in the US and can't watch it on Hulu), because I am fucking sick of Danny being a jerkface and the show glossing over it. Like *SPOILERS but not of the most recent episode you said you hadn't watched* when he fucking…

Frozen Thin Mints!!!!! Soooo good!

The Cincy Zoo does a thing in the winter where you can come and walk around the place with the penguins. Which basically means you walk in circles as they scope the place out.

Discovering Seche (or Sally Hansen Insta-Dry in the red bottle, or Out The Door, or Poshé) will seriously change your damn life. Suddenly, a manicure is something that's super fun to do every couple of days, and not UGH a CHORE that you've gotta block out six hours for with no typing, no hand-washing, no cleaning…

Needs more syphilis.

I'm so happy that it's resolved itself, anxiety is the worse! I had a terrible bout before getting pregnant with my first daughter and was really worried it would pop up again with having a newborn, luckily I only had one or two episodes. It still rears its ugly head every once in a while so anytime I hear of a fellow…

Challahcaust bread?

Now, you know those blacks have to follow a separate set of rules. Shame on you for using logic.

Damn... I was really looking forward to the Hitler-had-some-good-ideas crullers

my best friend has an apple shape and carries her weight similarly, is plus sized, and tall, and she wears the asos curve jeans in the "Ridley" style. I am also into them and I carry my weight in the exact opposite places as her, so im pretty sure dark magic is involved.

*Pinkhaum

Anna Paquin I remember being really honest about working out a lot and eating well. I also believe that genetics plays a HUGE part of most celebrities bounce back. Whatever extras they might do, they obviously are naturally really thin and well proportioned.

Nice roundup! Have also picked up some nice finds from Free People (if you search "oversized" or just look for flowy cuts) & CP Shades (XL only — their Regina tunic in black/grey flannel plaid is one of my favorite winter pieces.) Grace & Lace Alpine thigh-high cozy socks are amazing for lounging around on these…