I got a job! After 5 months of being unemployed and almost having my unemployment benefits run out, I found a job. I'm going to be working for Planned Parenthood in an administrative capacity. I'm really looking forward to working somewhere that has a hopefully decent environment as well as a place to be passionate…

Baby Halloween costume thread! Here's my Mini-Pie as Boo:

I have a friend who will occasionally bring his baby to the bar (fine. whatever.) but I get way more annoyed when he shows me picture after picture after picture of his damn baby. For every picture of your baby, I'm going to show you a pictures of what I had for dinner. That's how much I care about pictures of your…

we all made that mistake, and deserve our lots in life because of it.

Straight out bragging here. I buy boxes of full size candy at Costco and give them all out. I live on a corner in a really nice house and light up the yard with inflatable ghosts and spiders and pumpkins so everyone knows there is candy here. Lots of kids get driven to the neighborhood (we see the cars) and I have a…

I wonder if anyone owns the right to the name croNOT.

And then there's the Barbie/Breaking Bad crossover, where Barbie says "Meth is hard." You know, 'cause of the chemistry and whatnot.

I think it feels much more disastrous than it actually is.

Infants are helpless and are constantly, unpredictably spewing fluids, plus breastfeeding leads to leaky boobs, which basically puts the situation you have in your pants during your period onto your chest (thankfully in white rather than red). YOU try looking put together and having "dignity" at a time like that. Moms…

You would think it would be cheaper to pay for some slut pills than a pregnancy.

How's this:

I havent heard or seen anyone ragging on how Zellweger looks. Everyone seems to agree she looks good and not plastic, she just *doesnt look like Renee Zellweger*. I can't discern any changes at all but her eyes and hairline, actually. It is craxy how much small differences can affect the whole.

Twertle.

Wiggling Animals Time!

I voted!

So as the top dog on the Shade court, does that make you Ruth Shader Ginsburg?