I love that the above photo looks like a mug shot until you notice the Tony; and then you just figure, she must have got arrested the night she won the Tony.

as he commented how my pediatrician must be appalled that I am exposing my daughter to so many germs in court.

At first I thought her hair was thinning at the front but the highlights are too close to her skin color. It also draws her hairline backs ms makes her forehead look bigger. Sorry, Bey.

I find the "Only attempt to date women you encounter at bars or through friends." viewpoint on Jez to be a bit much and not practical advice for single people. Hence why I don't say much on these articles.

I don't think "I detect an accent" and "I've always wanted to go there!" would work with 97% of the people I know, who have completely non-descript-newsreporter-worthy Midwest non-accents. And anybody who says "I've always wanted to go to Cincinnati" is clearly looking to rent an abandoned warehouse to murder women…

Can I be candid? I let a guy pick me up on the subway once. Why did I let him? Because he was obviously interested in me, but was polite, deferential, and, when I told him I was going to law school in the fall, answered that he had just graduated law school and was interning at the UN. So- smart and could…

The thing I love most is how her dance is not at all sexualized. It is simply about the beauty and skill of movement. I always get nervous whenever I watch a video of a preteen girl dancing, because it seems like they are always uncomfortably sexual. This was just joyful and bad-ass.

Right? And I didn't post a single porn gif. Well, on Jezebel anyway. The forums at Rachel Ray.com, let's just say they had it coming.

We were given this book when our twins were born.

Holy fuck, and now I'm crying at work. THANKS A LOT!

Yeah, the fact that they dressed like religious fundamentalists and called each other Sister and Brother, etc kind of weirded me out as a kid. Were they in some kind of Bear Cult?

Selfish ass Clifford and his giant dog shits. His appetite was a burden on his family

I march a lot too.

The moustache doesn't help.

Wouldn't it be easier if the lactating woman just went jogging?

with several of Hollywood's most awesome women: Amy Ryan, Naomi Watts, Andrea Riseborough, Zach Galifianakis, and Merritt Wever, among others.

More than likely, those Saks employees got sakked.

You don't wanna go there. They don't have Fridays.

Children make your life happy and wonderful until 5 minutes later when you want to kill them. It's the very definition of a love-hate relationship.

I mean, it's true, though. If your lady business tastes like fresh cookies I feel like that has to be indicative of a serious medical condition.