How can you miss the "woody" reference here? Seriously, how? SHE'S DRIVING A GOTDAM WOODY!!!

#1 Literally pitches a tent. Result!

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

I have actually been a little concerned at times that Jack Donaghy and Ron Swanson, while amazing characters, might give people a skewed idea of what Republicans are like and encourage them to associate with them.

I tease him all the time (he's 10 now) about how he did all his trouble making before he was born. He really has been the easiest, sweetest, and just all around best kid in the world to be gifted with.

I remember the nurse gently wiping my ass for me while I screamed at my husband, "LOOK AWAY, FOR GOD'S SAKE, LOOK AWAY".

I work with med students part time and so many, men and women, are going into obgyn. It's mind boggling.

I turned 36 this year. and I know your pain all TOO well. But - I find men still want me for "casual fun" but they don't want to date me. The ones who want to date me are in their 50s. Bleh. My mother is 59...soon to be 60. I will not date a man in his 50s!

Hang in there. I promise you that my single guy friends (all in their 30s) are mainly interested in women their own age and I refuse to believe that we're somehow unique. You've just had a bad run of luck is all.

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

Jessica, I'm relieved to hear you'll be staying on at Jezebel. I've been reading the site for years (albeit mostly as a lurker, which is why I mainly languish in the grays) and really love it.

Doo give it a chance. Stories like this get a bad crap.

That's not a dog. That's a rat with a blow-out.

"Are you out of the greys on Jezebel? Because if you're not, I would find that quite crippling. I cannot be seen with a grey."

There seriously should be no shame in people choosing to parent at older ages. No one fucking bats an eye when some 80 year old billionaire impregnates his 20-something wife. Haters to the LEFT.

And she didn't even have to kill him, or even shoot him once! (She did punch him a couple of times, which is fine - she needed to subdue him). She should be training other LEOs!

I would have started spamming him with images of literal assholes.

Because you will find a decent person out there. I thought I was finished in my early 30s then an old friend came back into my life and we've now been married for 16 years.

I'm depressed that she had to answer in such a polite sweet manner, even adding a :-). I'm not judging, because I would've done the same, thinking that this might be a psycho who can come after me. But it's still sad.

Truth. Let's focus back up there where we learn that women only orgasm 30% of the time. Perhaps we need to fix that before we try to converge orgasms.