My curiosity was insatiable.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished…

I never thought I would live long enough to see a crop-dusting shark. #Sharkduster

August should last forever. Forever and ever and ever. -A Teacher

Son, you dirty minded freak.

We adopted this adorable little girl today! Her name is Cleopatra - you can't see her little cateye eyeliner marks very well in this photo, but they're so cute. And when we were registering her microchip, we found out she was born on the day hubby and I got married, so it's obviously fate! We got her tons of toys and…

PIZZA CAKE

I do understand where Bethenny Frankel is coming from on that. On Facebook, I'm friends with a lot of the girls I used to babysit for (they're about 10 years younger than I am) and these early 20-somethings post selfies all the time. They all have that same kind of look about them, too. I cannot get that look.…

She better hope that kid doesn't have a blowout all over that couture. I even put towels down before my fully clothed kid nursed because she would poop UP HER BACK. The first time it happened, it was so loud and messy that I thought I broke her.

The good thing for us is that he's already in the crib - he started revolting against the moses basket a few weeks ago. So I'm sort of banking on him not even particularly noticing that he's in the other room. Perhaps that's wishful thinking, but fuck it, I feel so encouraged by all the replies that are so positive…

ain't nobody more judgmental than judgy new parents (or old or never parents!) You do what's best for you! You'll be a better parent if you have some sleep. Set an alarm to make sure you or a partner / awesome friend is there for feelings, but don't stress! Cut yourself some slack and enjoy the time your adorable…

Oh, Jeez. Here: THIS GUY IS EVIL AND SHOULD GO TO PRISON FOR EXPOSING PEOPLE TO HIV WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE OR CONSENT. DUH.

Dodai, I hate this so much. I hate that we live in a world where we're the ones who are left wondering how we should react when someone sends us a picture of their genitals an hour after meeting them. In a better world, the answer would be totally clear: a sharp reprimand and then out the door you go. There should be…

I'd love to say it gets better when they're teenagers, but it doesn't.

My ex-husband and I both met our current partners in bulletin-boardy situations. Ex met his now wife in a music-related CompuServe forum in the mid-90s. I guess they started IMing and emailing, and then he went to meet her in person a couple of states away for the sex, and then they were off and on for a few years…

Here's me and Richard in his latest workout video. =) I love him.

I disagree. If anything the women are decoupage educated.

Can I just say, I got my wedding photos recently and am being a huge girl about it?

This is my strategy with my hippie friends - my newborn isn't going anywhere near their potentially disease-ridden children, thanks.

Awake for SNS! Woo! Just been out to a bar where a ginger haired Irishmen told me that I had 'radiant' teeth, nice hair and looked like Mary Jane from Spider-Man.