Fuckin Ice Cream yo!

His internal dialogue must be, “There is no way I could lose to a girl, the resolution must be too high.” But his real talk dialogue is saying, “No fucking way I lose to a girl, I gotta think of some way to distract that I lost to a girl and find another reason why I lost...resolution?”

Please, no towers.

I read the following as this;

Duke

whoa

Located in Austin TX? I wonder what Greg Abbott would look like as a car.

“Whats the first thing that comes to mind when you think of Chevy?”

Um, its works fine. What are you complaining about? Be specific, use your words.

The refs don’t set the tone early, you will get those BS calls.

So Bethesda can respond quickly to patches for PC but the PS4 version with input lag and the nonexistent PS4 Pro features? Fuck those guys.

FFXV is definitely not as good as previous entries but it doesn’t suck. Just a project held back by 10 years of development and expectation.

If someone is hacking into systems, stealing information and reporting on that? I can see a problem.

Nothing wrong with reporting on leaked information.

Let’s see Polygon make a story out of this.

There’s the joke

I’ll have to try that, evade did seem weird but I think I need to start over. I beat the first boss and was then asked questions about God. I answered the questions and tried to move forward it said the game was still downloading. Praise you Lord Jesus.

Gag me with a spoon

“Look guys, Evan is really busy. He’ll be with you in a moment.”

Albert finally has his proof.