I'll just lump this, van Persie and Cahill together and be satisfied that I don't have to choose.

that fucking killed me. STRAIGHT TO THE BUTT BACK MOUNT

Did you unplug the carbon monoxide detector because it was making too much noise again?

GOOD GUYS WIN, BAD GUYS LOSE, AND AS ALWAYS, BRZ PREVAILS.

LISTEN HERE, MY FRIEND, THIS SLAMMIN JAMMIN FLAVOR FIESTA DOESN'T STOP WITH SOME PISSY LITTLE SANDWICH. FOR ROUND TWO, PREPARE YOUR FACEHOLE FOR THE POUNDING IT DESERVES. WE'VE GOT SATAN'S OWN YOU-DAHO POTATOES, AN INCREDIBALLER DISH WHERE WE'VE DUMPED AN ENTIRE BAG OF SPUDS AND THREE POUNDS OF CIGARETTE BUTTS INTO A…

RING THE BELL IN FLAVORTOWN SQUARE BECAUSE GUY REVERE IS RIDING HIS 4-COURSE FLAVOR HORSE THROUGH THE STREETS TO WARN YOU ABOUT HIS BRAND NEW CASH MONEY DELI BRO-GIE JAM PACKED WITH MORE MEAT THAN A DRUNK SORORITY GIRL ON A SATURDAY NIGHT. AND THIS AIN'T NO GAY-OLI MY FRIENDS, OUR STRAIGHT GANGSTER VOLCANO AIOLI SAUCE…

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Well, there's your problem.

How about we just skip the middle-man and throw Skrillex in a fire?

Her: Hey big boy, I saw your Ferrari rolling down the street looking mighty fine. I couldn't catch your attention, so I called the dealership seeing if I could get to know you.

Told you so.

Actually, it was Richie who vandalized his vehicle. He decided he finally wanted to make a dent in something other than his own reputation.

I keep seeing the privacy policy brought up in the comments. I don't think that really addresses the concerns of what happens when (not if) the Encircle cloud gets broken in to. Because then the attackers would have the kind of information that burglars would love to have (and likely pay for). If Target,…

Whats with the picture of Kim Kardashian?

FUCK (sorry for offensive language!) THOSE PROTESTERS!!!!!!!!!!!

If you think MS hasnt innovated, you are the definition of a tool.

I appreciate the fact that I can irrationally love widgets with no need for explanation.

Not particularly, no.