On me iPad? If only me had one. Actually, me can't think of a

@robot-shmobot: I concur. With mostly everything, especially the part about how we need some real shake-up in the music industry to pull us back to analog instruments. I'd almost rather hear a cello than some over-synthesized and over-produced auto-tuned voice and MIDI bullshit.

@nutbastard: Out hunting wabbits?

Spoke-o-craph.

@Bluecold: The things I would do to...er...for her.

@DaveyNC: Why on earth would you not like bats by you at dusk on a small pond? They eat insects that drink your blood and infect you with disease. The bats are not going to run into you unless you're making sudden movements. Even then, I doubt they would run into you, let alone harm you.

@Firebert: Who is that guy? He's absolutely right about those things.

@FriarNurgle: You want MY liver? In my family we call them diers.

I can barely play my existing guitar. After I shred on the new Rock Band 3, I might buy myself this as a gift for all of my hard "work."

If it weren't for apathy, I couldn't care less.

I prefer to fire up my old Dell laptop and start any process that requires some CPU cycles (flash video). That thing sounds like a vortex of velocity that vexes and vents vociferously.

@Curves: Isn't it bizarre how language changes? "Four score and seven years ago..." A guy (or girl) could just as well have said, "87 years ago..."

No matter which way you look at it, it brings PEACE and harmony to Android users.

I'll take one as a pet. There will be no more mosquitos (or small dogs) within the realms of my castle (yard).

@GuyWithDogs: Admittedly hard to watch the news as all the new devices are released in such quick succession. But I've never really regretted my choice. My device does what I need it to do in most, if not all situations.

@elementary: It's alright. I'm actually going through a phase. I like the younger me as well. I'm working my way back to myself. I went through a period of self-reflection and transformation that was brought on by several things I allowed in. I am working on those demons daily. One day in short order, I will once…

@Dickeydoo: Nah. Major psycho. But yeah, I'm self aware.

I've been in spots where I had to actually ask people for pennies or use a beer tab. But yeah...that was the old drunk and high me who didn't really give much of a flying damn who thought what. Nowadays I don't break out the Martin or Gibson unless I'm ready to spend about half a day polishing it up after I'm done.

@Canoehead: "They don't like Moto(blur)?"

Hooray! Incredible FTW. Cognitive dissonance no more. Justifications realized.