@BrknPheonix: Kudos to you.*

@acutelyaware: I found that ditching people on facebook wasn't a huge loss in my life, but other people now have a reason to ask me (to my face of course) what happened to me.

@Ninety: Ahahahaha. That's the one I use in my office. Same one.

That is either the dude from Cash Cab or one of the dudes from The Upside Down Show.

@Curves: Buy a 3-hole punch. I have no idea how much they cost. I'm spoiled. My office has one. I have to print maps frequently and send them out into the field. It makes for a sweet field map in a binder.

@sfokevin: Very good rooking. AAAHHHH! My grasses.

@korbermeister: Because once you jump in a kayak and lariat yourself to a migrating humpback, he's not stopping in LA on his way north to Alaska.

I didn't have one of these. But I remember the days of buying LPs and dubbing them to cassette tapes for cruising. Until CDs became popular, this was the only way to go. Unless, of course, you were hip on sitting by the FM waiting for a sweet song of the day to come on and grab what you could around the DJ's incessant…

@Captain Fish, PhD (c): I had a pair of polarized Five.0 glasses. Awesome. Right now some walleye in Prior Lake, MN is probably sporting them and all the Northern Pike are like, "Aw man!"

two: number

If it weren't for apathy, I could care less about politics.

What. The. F@ck.

@Adam-H: It's a play on words. I know what Helvetica is. Thanks though.

What the Helvetica? Seriously though, nice monolith.

@alienshards: *bowing* Thank you. Seriously. No sarcasm. Thanks.

@MyDinnerWithAndreDawson: I stand corrected. You are right. Thanks for the clarification.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.3: I do. And I'm one. Of. Many.

@Canoehead: I can't speak to that. I'm with you. It should be an all or none proposition. A projectile is a projectile. Electronic or not.

@Slave2anMG: You want the truth? Here it is.

Alright people. I'm only going to say this once. It's not so much that any radio interference is going to down the plane. It's a safety precaution. If you are holding a laptop, ipad, telephone, ipod, etc. and the plane decides to blow an engine or land in the Hudson, that item becomes a projectile that could cause…