@djdare: Dude. If there were such an invention of Bro-hugs through the Interwebs, you'd be the recipient of one from me.

@JAlexoid: To you, my reality may sound as such, but if you were here and said that to my face, I'd have a hard time not throwing a baseball bat in your general direction.

@TheNr24: I was never married. We had a child together.

@Curves: I get a lot of that. Hurry up and wait until she gets older and she will know the difference. Thank you for your kind words. I have yet to heart or follow or friend anyone on this site after 6 years of following. You, my comrade, are working your way to my first heart-click. Cheers.

@djdare: Close to home? I have to begin a second job TONIGHT to even have enough money to live. I have a Master's Degree and an excellent job. She comes from a wealthy family and doesn't "need" the money as her mommy and daddy step in any time they damn well please. (As they did during our relationship...WITHOUT EVEN…

@Ding-Dang: THAT, my friend, was priceless.

@Curves: My daughter was planned. What wasn't planned was my ex jumping into bed with my poker buddy a week after we ended a 12-year relationship. What a path of travesty and devastation that left for me. When she reaches an age of understanding and omniscience, I have half a mind to let my daughter know that I want…

@Hello Mister Walrus: Zactly.

@djdare: Less expensive? I guess you could look at it that way. I have a 4-year-old daughter for whom I pay outrageous amounts of money to her mother.

@Hello Mister Walrus: It's called "Buy on the rumor. Sell on the news."

I'm assuming that there is no (or very little) seismic activity in this geographical location. No plate tectonics? That would pose a credible threat to any long-term engineering accomplishment.

No deformation of the round? No melting snow? Location of the spinning round is significantly different than where the gun fired at the ice? Seriously?

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: I agree that it would be a nice option. Perhaps an app as NuevoLeon mentions. As long as it was relatively inexpensive, I'd be interested in something like that.

@aktif8: To each his own. My 3G is solid still. It lags in performance at times and there are moments when I want to throw it in the street, but it's damn near two years old.

True story.

@xir0: You are move. Ah.

@virus: Others? They curse well.

What? Travesty!

First of all, speaker grilles please?

One of my CA buddies gave me the lowdown. He was legally able to purchase/carry/transport up to 1/2 ounce of weed on his person. No state trooper, sheriff, or local police officer could arrest him.