Wait, you can’t possibly be this dumb.

I can’t wait to see who he chooses as the team’s new coach!

Good to see LeBron get another shot after his last GM stint ended poorly.

They’re probably also not getting a 1% APR 60-month car note on a 70 million dollar car, either. 

Income is an irrelevant metric once you are in the 9 and 10 figure club. Nobody makes that sort of money off a regular salary.

WTF? This was confusing as hell. I think you’ve got some numbers wrong and stuff. Maybe give it a once-over and try it again?

OR, parking lots could be laid out to accommodate the actual size of vehicles that utilize them, instead of pretending that everyone drives compacts.

I think that even the biggest Jordan fans among us would have to AT LEAST make him a 1A 1B situation if he takes this horrid Cavs team to a championship over the Warriors this season. Despite the losing record, you can honestly say that Jordan never, ever came close to doing that.

At what point do we call him the GOAT? Sure he’s lost a bunch of finals, but LeBron has carried some shitty-ass teams to the finals.

Well the Celtics suck on the road, so yeah, that might happen.

Why? Because (A) Lebron is the GOAT, (B) his struggle to achieve success in life despite being surrounded by helpless nimrods is depressingly analogous to the life that each of us live each day and (C) watching Boston sports teams lose is perhaps the greatest joy imaginable.

Anybody else think the Cavaliers absolutely bury the Celtics in game 6?

Time to change jobs if they aren’t increasing your yearly wage to at least match inflation.

I think most of us are still making a similar wage to what we were in 2003

I think some asterisks that showed the rate of inflation or a table of “in current USD” would be helpful here. $1.56 in 2003 is $2.11 today. So your $9.25 figure for the 2003 F-150 cost/100 miles is $13.21 vs. the $13.80 you’re paying today.

on the contrary, let us never cease to refer to this franchise as the ‘tics.

Actually, the costs of rising oil is has more to do with middle east tensions and markets pricing that in, not really much about fundamentals right now.

Not sure who made this map, but there are literally millions of colors to choose from, so why would we choose 4 shades of green (including some incredibly close shades) for every single category?

No need for off-road tires if you’re just rolling over people who can’t get out of the way.