Oh the humanity. What kind of third world country is this taking place in? The grass is utterly littered with dandelions. Does the groundskeeper even know how to spell “weed-n-feed”?

Since the article doesn’t state it the Feds shut him down for fraud, theft, etc. after he ran out of money (presumably).

From the Detroit Fee Press:

It’s not a materials problem, it’s a design problem. Plastic is plenty strong for door handles.

I forgot about that little guy; 4195835/3145727

I’d say that’s a bit of a stretch for a “disaster”. A 3-link solid axle with panhard bar is a very reliable piece, and if done right can give predictable handling (i.e. Boss 302).

Except when Honda drops in a 2.2l and doesn’t change the name.

Yes. Chinese investors pumped some cash into the company to get things rebooted.

That was my first thought. Someone forgot to tighten the drain plug or put the fill cap back!

Something somehting, a whale’s vagina... Seems appropriate.

It’s also handy if you accidentally lock your keys in the trunk two hours from home. Not that I’ve ever done that. I’m just saying it would be convenient to have an alternate, secure means of entry.

Uh, that's a Chevy LS motor all day long. It even has the FAST intake.

And by "unknown origins" they mean a Chevy LS small block.

BroTruck with special Rolling Coal insert!

Except that those aren’t DOT compliant. They need to be amber reflectors. That might look OK on an orange car, but it will stick out like a sore thumb on just about any other color.

You had me at turbojazzled. I will never call a car “turbocharged” again.

I concur, photos don’t do it justice. Very long, low, and wide looking in person.

I really enjoy hating on GM so it pains me to say this, but I think the new Malibu looks pretty good (in the context of all other mid-sizers). I’d put it up there with the Fusion and Mazda 6 in the decent looking sedans department.

Am I doing it right?

So does Ford.