Doug's wife

[speechless]

Yup, I looked it up- Mevoli was a Jets fan.

At least he's wearing somewhat normal clothes

You can probably figure out what the teammate actually said.

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[re-reads entire article]

Pecan pie- when you want your dessert to look and taste the same going out as it did when it went in.

Here's hoping it has a similar effect on your desire to comment!!!

I like that your diagram makes it look like the Mississippi states are shitting on Oklahoma's eagerly outstretchd plate. Just seems like those people would eat it, too

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Nice job, Greg

The next time you want to comment, just don't.

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There's no better way to celebrate Tim Tebow bobblehead day than driving a perfectly good flying object in to the turf

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Does Fierce Melon fall under 'Orange'? If so then I'll revert back to the grade school mantra of all children who fell just short of victory in class olympics:

While sales have been slow so far, the Schaub has been infinitely more successful than the Arian Foster Burger.

Attaboy +1