+1

By the time I reached my mid-twenties, I just kind of assumed that if it hadn’t happened, it wasn’t going to.

I’m incredibly happy to see how Puck Daddy is maturing as a blog. 12 months ago, the last page would have been a crude scrawl of Harrison Mooney’s bent penis.

Producer: We’re live in 30 seconds!

Congratulations to Hao on pulling off the extremely rare “1-man Eiffel Tower”.

And here I thought Myra was the stiff Kraft when it came to dancing.

[sees Biblical flood water’s rising]

lol shouldn't he have hit Jax in the face if he was going for cam???

That's God setting it up, to make it so dramatic, so rewarding, so special,

I think Hank should be commended for being brave enough to go on a stage with an actual diseased sewer rat.

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Nice to see someone appreciate good eggnog for a change

"Hey does anyone know how many calories are in a serving of rainbow cake?"

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1. Jerry Jones sexcapades

You know, if only Brad had pitched for the Yankees a few years earlier, Hideki Irabu could have taught him how to tie some much sturdier knots.

"Yes"

Is there another type of Marmol?

Fuck, I knew I should [burp] have listened to mom and [burp] played soccer.

BEEP! BEEP! Jezebel bitterness has been upgraded to DEFCON 2. BEEP! BEEP!