Double Dragon was my favorite arcade game.

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

Dana White is a golem made out of Four Loko and an Ed Hardy t-shirt.

What they lack in climbing they make up for with absolutely amazing orange chicken.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

He did a particularly excellent job of selecting the game’s best names in a beautiful act of public service today:

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

People have tried moving against Floyd, but has anyone tried not moving?

Rex Ryan just bought a Wii U

Unfortunately, this will only be the second most devastating withdrawal from Paris today.

Deford was, for me, one of the few (sports) writers who could wax nostalgic about sports of the past and yet not get lost in it.

Don’t confuse Snowden and Manning.

Oh, you said the last two movies. My bad.

No, no, no. It’s spelled “Injun”.

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Why isn’t this just doggy tinder where you can only swipe right? With microtransactions that are really just donations to dog related charities?

I can’t help but be relieved by his VA Sec pick just because the scuttlebutt was that he was going with Sarah goddamn Palin right up until she criticized his Carrier deal and last his favor.

My wife was taunting me nonstop about the possibility that Sarah Palin was going to be my boss.