Bombing Syria in respones to their government killing a bunch of people that are too dangerous to enter in the United States?

Welcome home, man.

What a dummy. Everyone knows its the Heat.

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

“I TOLD YOU The Streak would end! I TOLD YOU the Huskies would not survive Upset City! Ladies and gentlemen it is my PRIVILEGE to introduce the 1 in 111-1, MY CLIENTS, THE MISSISSIPPI STATE BULLDOGS!”

Oh wild. Atlanta is having problems with time management. You don’t say?

meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet

And less e-sports nonsense

“These people have awful names.”

I’ve been active duty military for ten years (not the Marines). This was an incredibly depressing story to see break today, but what actually gives me some hope is the strong, emphatic push back online from some male Marines that this is not who the Corps should be. People with real influence are starting to speak out…

huh, corolla doesn’t look half bad as a convertible.

The Thin Red Line should have won over both.

The real answer to your comment is that no version of the game actually does that, so there’s no need to be bothered. The original game is liberals vs. fascists, and the facsimile is progressives vs. conservatives, both of which I’d argue are reasonable antonyms.

You’re absolutely correct, Hamilton, journalists are not heroes. Everybody knows that it is the copy editors who are the true heroes.

I remember loving Darkhawk as a kid. I remember a cool arc where Tombstone ripped the crystal out of his chest, so he couldn’t transform back into his real (child) form, and therefore couldn’t heal, so he was living in the sewers or something, still really damaged and half-crazy.

True Kobe Buffalomeat is only available in Japan. It would be more accurate to refer to him as “Kobe style” Buffalomeat.

He was too busy looking at the penis.

As a Maine resident, I can safely say that we all hate fucking Massachusetts more than New Hampshire.