No one has ever misquoted that line.

They also announced that they are seeking a replacement for Le Batard. The prospective voter must (1) have been a BBWAA member for over ten years, (2) be of good moral character, and (3) own a working dot matrix printer.

Is it any surprise that the BBW Association of America would hand down a heavy penalty?

See also: Final quote.

Say what you like about the tenets of Deadspin, Dude, but at least it's an ethos.

This is actually incredibly bad for the rabbit as cute as it is. :\

I just vomited in my mouth.

I find the number of people complaining about not being able to look at a fictional 15 year old in a thong hilarious.

I can still hit the ball 45 yards outside the numbers with good hangtime

The Packers—the Packers!—still have 7,500 seats remaining

I was very happy to see Run the Jewels on this list... easily my favorite album this year.
Oh yeah you can also download it COMPLETELY FREE: http://foolsgoldrecs.com/runthejewels/

RTJ have been touring the US and Europe giving free or cheap ($3) venues everywhere they go... I honestly don't know how they're even making…

Well, that's enough Internet this year...

Normally it's difficult to choose a favourite on a list like this, but this was an easy pick.

I love that name. It's French for "of the Brickashaw."

-Geddinghit Biakar

They used a "K" so the kid wouldn't accidentally end up at Harvard.

I'll summarize my point by telling you that you are wrong.

Who gives a fuck, WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN HEISTS??

Fahey and I thought about this, too.

HEY VALVE I WANT TO PROPOSE TO MY FIANCEE IN HALF LIFE 3