...but why is this on Jalopnik. I see nothing to do with cars, or any vehicles.

*slow clap*

"Pulsifer estimates Pumpkin, whom she named after a friend..."

So if you happen to be playing ragtime music on your car stereo and a nearby kid hears it, you could face criminal charges? I call bullshit. If they're gonna go after anyone for what they play on their stereo, go after the assholes who blast profane music, or the dicks who cruise up and down my street at 1am with…

NOTHING beats HB Halicki's original Gone in 60 Seconds for pure car destruction.

Warning: This video will make you wish they'd had a camera that could record better than 240p

This is just like the time I took my top off and got killed by Greg Kinnear!

The thing was quite the pussy magnet, literally. Here's one of my cat posing erotically on the hood.

Holyshit, that looks a lot like my first vehicle, a '64 Chevy 1/2 ton I got from my neighbor for $200. 283 v8 and 3-on-the tree, drove it for years til the frame split from rust and going off jumps.

I tried very hard to destroy my '69 Lincoln Continental, but all I did was knock the radiator into the fan blades. Bent the blades back, started right up, sold it the next day for $350.

LIFTED SOOBIE LOOOOOVE! Nice to see these guys getting coverage. I often wish I lifted in the Portland/Seattle area so I could join them, but I'm stuck in Montana, and there's a surprisingly little amount of offroad area here.

The full-size station wagon! No more of this Crossover crap. No more soccer moms unnecessarily driving SUVs, no more minivans. Wagons could seat more than a minivan, were safer due to the lower center of gravity, and often were more comfortable and had a better ride.

Does anyone else thinks this looks like a modern day equivalent of KITT in Super Pursuit Mode?

Someone pushed the little red button.

He wasn't following too close, he just sucks ass at braking and paying proper attention.

The positive press coverage they got from the incident was alone worth the $2999 they lost. Now they've got hundreds of people watching their auctions just in case they do it again. :D

That is the biggest damn steering wheel ever fitted to a racing car.

Rule of thumb: don't stand in front of a car if you don't want to get run over.

"THIS VIDEO HAS BEEN REMOVED BY THE USER." wtf...

Those are really wide drifts. My buddy in his Fox body did it better. Sadly, the video quality isn't great.