This brings back memories of Forza 4:

You mean like a tractor pull, but with trucks?

Why is this on Jalopnik? What the fuck does this have to do with cars?

Hell, all of them are pretty groovy. If I were on his jury, I'd want to acquit him simply because he has some style and doesn't fill his videos with the typical screamo or euro-techno.

In that case, allow me to one-up you:

Why on earth they wouldn't use some sort of inertia-driven charging system is beyond me. If your battery dies, just spin the wheel a dozen times and it'll let you unlock it.

Normally I have to say this the other way around, but...

With the humidity down there, they need an extra pair of windows and to push the speed limit to get maybe a 10 degree temperature drop.

Well, that was a waste of my time.

This is why of all the vehicles I've offroaded, my favorite is an '83 Pontiac Trans Am. I got it so stuck once, had to be pulled out by a loader.

No love for Bullitt? WTF Jalopnik!

Cause you burned it down, right?

The new help at Jalopnik seems to not know how to do anything besides recycle old news.

Little known fact: most cable companies and ISPs have some sort of on-time guarantee, and if the tech is more than X hours late, the customer can get like a $20 credit on their bill. Of course they don't advertise this fact anymore. But if this shit happens to you, be sure and ask about it because it gives them more…

Nope, they did away with the low range for the 110s. CT90 master-race. :D

Escalades, Tahoes, and Yukons didn't have shifter or steering locks up until just a year or two ago. There was a video posted last year about how thieves would punch a hole through the windshield, reach in and unlock the car, then get in, shift it into neutra, and have someone in another vehicle behind them push it…

Wasn't this already posted when the video first came out LAST YEAR?

Fucking hell! You could have someone build one from scratch for half that!

How many times are you going to make this excuse? I've counted a couple of your reposts over the last several weeks.

Hasn't the TG producer Andy Wilman come out several times in support of FinalGear?