A buddy had an old Ninja ZX-9R. We were out riding one day, stopped for a break, I noticed there was a nail in his rear tire. So me being a curious dumbass, I whipped out my leatherman and pulled it out. PSHHHHHHHH! Shit shit shit.

Impressive. I've often had to use vice grips as door handles, but never as a steering interface, especially for several days. You get my vote.

You want to see some impressive feats of Ninja-Rigging vehicles? Check out the Aussie TV show Bush Mechanics. It's about a bunch of Abos who have to travel for one reason or another, so they piece together cars, set out on their journey, frequently break down, and have to find creative ways to get moving again.

Nice price because of the snorkel exhaust pipe that goes up the passenger-side A-pillar and along the roof line. Also, if I bought this I would install a trumpet horn that plays La Cucaracha and get plates that say HOMER.

Another story about that '83 Trans Am. Here's a better pic of the beauty. And this story involves the Redneck Engineer's lifeblood, JB Weld.

Heh, did this on my V6 Toyota pickup two years ago. Wanted to get a bit better flow out of the rusted out factory muffler, as well as a bit more noise, so I took a Sawzall to the exhaust pipe. However, this was a bit too loud, so I roughly lined it back up to the muffler and welded it so that the pipe basically points…

Several years back, was across town in my '83 Trans Am, middle of winter. Was dark out, noticed that my headlights seemed a lot dimmer than usual. Stopped at a friend's house, when I came back out to start it, wouldn't crank. We jump-started it, I got a few blocks and then it died completely. I bust out my trusty…

What Goes Through A Car Driver's Head When A Biker Acts Like A Douche:

#cotd

I wonder how many people got this joke

Is anybody else wondering why the passenger was carrying a fluffy dog?

How many people did the runaway car kill because he couldn't be bothered to yank the parking brake?

Despite the amount of Scandinavian Flick the driver threw at it, this Audi obviously had a hard time coming around on the corners. How many times did he overshoot and kick up dust?

Rut, have you guys considered being more improvisational, rather than having EVERYTHING be so blatantly scripted? It's like watching a car show starring three slightly different incarnates of Al Gore. Incidentally, why do you keep denying you're a hipster?

If this was indeed a case where there was a minor accident and they parked in the middle of the freeway to wait for cops, then they deserve to be hit. This is how a minor incident turns into a massive pile-up, and consequently a massive traffic jam. I'm sorry if your system is fucked up and they want you to not move…

This creates the opportunity for dragracers everywhere to pull in behind the other car if it's ahead of you and hope to freak them out so that they lift, and then you can pass them and win.

Here in Montany, turn signals aren't required by law on bikes. My last few bikes were dual-sport and didn't already come with turn signals, and didn't want to install some cause they'd just break while offroading. So I would just use hand signals. HOWEVER, I think I'm only person on the road who actually knows how to…

Meh, why go to the trouble to take a perfectly good SRT-8 Jeep and make it RWD for drag racing. The fucker is already unstable, why take away it's best hope at not rolling over?

This feels fake. The way the video from this camera seems a little too smooth. Reminds me of watching some bad CGI like from that Cloverfield movie.

In for $33 cause I need me another t-shirt!