Whenever I change my oil, I too get chocolate sauce dripping on my chest...

Yes, but this Starion has just had a bunch of mechanical work done, whereas a 944 for this price would likely be needing a bit of work. Also, you'd be spending a lot more on the 944 to fix it up.

The bus supposedly ran a red light? This is a perfect example of why yellow lights need to be a second or two longer.

If only Foster had said something like, "Those ugly rims make your car look like shit, faggot," maybe Lehman would have said, "Hey, thanks!" and went on his way.

This seems rather discriminatory towards the millions of racing gamers out there who don't have a PS3. All of the hardcore racing gamers I know either play on PC or the 360.

A BMW M3 E36 with a stickshift. Srsly, I've seen probably 7 or 8 E36 M3s for sale in my town, and they were ALL automatics. Who the hell buys a German sports car, but is too lazy to shift?

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The Dukes of Holland. I think that's a bimmer 3 series.

The Backwards Alphabet is a trick. If you're intoxicated, you are overconfident and will likely try to do it. But we all know that we probably couldn't even do it sober. So if if a cop asks you to recite the alphabet backwards as part of a field sobriety test, the correct thing to say is that you don't think you…

Since when is a car with an ECU tune considered to be still stock?

I don't see how Forza 4 can call itself a racing game when they have neither any Ariel Atom or the KTM X-Bow. Or the T-Rex.

Good luck getting anywhere with his insurance company on a one-off car. I'm curious to see how this pans out. Any word on a follow-up article, Raphael?

Hasn't anyone told them all-wheel drive is a helluva lot safer AND faster?

Who said it has to be a new car. All the cars everyone's suggesting are expensive as fuck.

Hahahahah, the good ol' Colt Vista. Love these cars. Mitsubishi AWD shoehorned into a funny little minivan/stationwagon amalgamation. I've actually got one, which will someday soon be receiving a 4G63 turbo swap from an Eagle Talon. They never did this stateside, but in Japan and Australia they actually made these…

I hope someone leaks which dealership it was, and they gets raped by the media. I can understand them not wanting to let teenage boys come and test-drive everything, but this guy had cash in hand. Car salesmen do get a bad rap, I know a few good ones, but the majority are ruthless pricks. A couple of our local…

Not bad at all. I liked how they kept showing the green VW beetle.

Is that Rutledge Wood's younger brother?

Another vote for the small-block Chevy 305 from the 80s. My '83 Trans Am has one, hate it passionately. Computer-controlled Quadrajet carburetor means actually decent highway fuel economy, but an overall appalling amount of power: 170hp stock. My dad just got a late-80s Chevy pickup with the 4.3 TBI v6, and the damn…

The 6-bolt was fine. You should clarify that it's the 7-bolt 4G63T to which you refer.