Cybersnark
Cybersnark
Cybersnark

That's why it's beta!

Pedant mode on: The line was "Phenomenal cosmic power.... itty bitty living space." (not "infinite")

How did our police become autonomous little armies?

"I cannot defeat this Goomba. I can only kill him, and that no longer holds my interest." - Jem'Hadar First Mari'Oklan.

Kill him? Why would I do that? I've done far worse, I've destroyed his family, his friends, and brought the leader of his kind to his knees before I threw him off of a balcony. I won't kill you goomba, because there's no need to. I've already destroyed you.
~Mario

"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further."
取引に変更を加えているのだ。これ以上変更されないことを祈るのだな。

Or the bear assassin she hired and now must get rid of.

I was thinking mobster or gangster, but that works too.

You mean like Ant-Man uses in Marvel comics? Or Shino using his bugs in Naruto?

Sounds like you guys had some vortexes open up.

Emperor Meiji reincarnated as the superior species (at least in their minds).

Meanwhile, in Sapporo, a man allegedly robbed the same 7-Eleven he supposedly robbed four days earlier. The thief apparently said, "I'm back," before robbing the store with, some reports, say appeared to be an ice pick.

Ridiculous: Everyone knows Charisma is a dump stat.

Whaaat? I can't even imagine not having books in my house growing up. That's some Matilda shit right there. That book was my biggest nightmare as a kid.

my daughter loves being read to, and so even though she isn't reading on her own yet I'm totally confident that she will love reading all her life like her mom and dad do.

WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN THINGS

"LeVar Burton isn't literacy Jesus"

SHUT UP YES HE IS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AND PROBABLY YOUR PANTS ARE DUMB.

Crowley, from Good Omens: "An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards."