'The Earth is a farm. We are someone else's property.' -Charles Fort

When did humans become domestic animals? The first time someone saw one of these.

Lol...from one occupying army to another!!!

1914: German Imperial Flag
2014: French Fries Flag

We actually do have a "mega" shopping mall and mall strip not that far outside of the city limits, but I get your point :). In the the city center there are a couple of smaller shopping centers, the most notable of which is located in a fully renovated historical palace.

I figured that Indy would use his whip on students asking a stupid question (based on the reactions I've seen from profs that would be most questions) or shutting down faculty arguments with a "I prevented the Nazis from getting the Ark of the Covenant. What the fuck did you do, asshole?"

Am I the only person who feels sorry for Vic? I mean, he's a jerk, yeah, but damn.

I thought his finger was down the slide, but you're right. Basic firearm safety, boys and girls.

Never have your hand inside the trigger guard on the trigger unless you're shooting. Once again we see why Canadians should not have handguns.

Since Alison didn't have that much to do in the early part of the season, I wondered if the actress was busy doing a movie or something and couldn't devote all of her time to the show

I would be perfectly ok if they just turned the series into Alison and Helena hitting the road together for homicidal hijinks.

Once more the genius of Maslanay is on display as you find yourself watching Sarah as Alison, thinking "wow, she really does have Alison's mannerisms down, must have studied...ooooooh, right."

Technically, however, a whale is not a fish, but a member of the legume family.

I WANNA RIDE THE FUN WHALE.

Whaaat? I can't even imagine not having books in my house growing up. That's some Matilda shit right there. That book was my biggest nightmare as a kid.

my daughter loves being read to, and so even though she isn't reading on her own yet I'm totally confident that she will love reading all her life like her mom and dad do.

WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN THINGS

"LeVar Burton isn't literacy Jesus"

SHUT UP YES HE IS YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AND PROBABLY YOUR PANTS ARE DUMB.

i thought the Terminator joke is when he said "I need your clothes, your boots and your car..." or something to that effect...

Tell you what, you get all of them out of politics and education, and I'll stop talking about them.