Agreed. I was like — no, this is the perfect spot for an engineer! Duh!

My son, who seems to be inclined that direction, is all about figuring out whether or not "moisture evaporators" (from star wars) can and should be made, and what would make them inexpensive to produce, etc. I mean, I grant that he's only 5 and…

Maybe thinking, Carrion my wayward son?

I'm just a little confused as to how Charlemagne ended up on the list of girl's names.

Subaru can apparently be a male or female Japanese name, but given that it is brand new to the list I'm guessing it's not a common one. I pray for little Subaru's sake that it's parents are Japanese and not white yuppies who love their car more than should be legal.

I lied, there is also her.

And if they show up somewhere unwanted and get tricked into saying their name backwards, they have to leave?

Or a ball of plasma undergoing a self-sustaining fusion reaction.

"Die-cast construction. It's a lost art."

Whelp, if a man don't like them toys, that man can go f**** a cactus... I mean why should you hide your hobbies?

Have you seen any of the other Transformer movies? Yes, you need good writing or that's what they end up like...

Let me know when they reboot. I think there's a genuine opportunity for someone to make a Transformers movie that isn't a steaming pile of rancid shit. But not in this incarnation.

i might enjoy this when I watch it on Netflix two years from now or whenever it's there. See, all I want is to know where my older self can get a new release Jetfire, because it will be a decent price, because a young girl wasn't supposed to have a transforming fighter plane robot transformer that looked like…

Ugh, please no. I know the brand owes Furmon a good deal, but his storylines are so... untransformerish and frankly weird.

Karamazov. Isn't Kalashnikov an AK-47? The Brothers Kalashnikov sounds pretty badass, actually.

If you want to write anything, read a lot and read widely. And don't be so fraking arrogant as to believe you're inventing the wheel. You're just not.

You forgot about the best ones ever! DINO-RIDERS!!!

No Beast Wars Dinobot? Or BW Megatron...YESSSSSSS

No love for Denver

What no Dino-Riders?