Objection: in the Post-Crisis/Man of Steel continuity, Kal-El was carried to Earth "in vitro" (Jor-El & Lara mixed their genetic material in an artificial womb, designed to deliver the infant only upon landing), meaning that that version of Superman WAS technically born on American soil.

In fearful day, in raging night,

"Ray, the [cucumbers] migrated about a foot and a half."

If you wish to have boobies and ice cream, you must first invent the universe.

I love how everybody talks about "the dark and gritty Star Wars" like it's new.

And by the time they did, it was no longer purring.

Wait, he offered a convict a pardon from execution, kitted him out in a flamboyant costume, and sent him on a mission?

Some of the best lines too.