I'll take a crack at this one. AHS: Coven is taking very specific references in American folklore/history and running with them, and it doesn't treat the supernatural universe it inhabits as just a Halloween thing. The Salem witches, Delphine Lalaurie and Marie Laveau (all featuring in this season) were all real…

Annie Banana. It's terrifying that the explanation is most likely non-supernatural!!!! AARGGHHhh!!!!!

I posted this as a response to that story on the original thread: My mom just told me a story like this. One of her friends and her husband stayed in a haunted hotel in New Orleans. One day they were looking at the pictures they had taken on their digital camera, and came across a picture of them sleeping...that they…

ANNIEBANANA'S!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! Brevity plus terror.

AnnieBannanas! Holy breadsticks, that shit is terrifying!

The little girl in the bathroom.

AnnieBananas jesus mary and joseph. I cannot with that story.

Annie Bannana. Hands down.

Or you could go with the Tom Haverford approach concerning glitter messes:

Actually a hairdryer is okay for wig styling as long as you're very very careful. I took the curls out of a wig that way (water and a warm hairdryer) for a friend. It went fabulously, but I'm glad I didn't know how much that wig cost before I started.

You do realize it's possible for an asshole to murder another asshole, right? Like, even if Martin was an asshole, that doesn't mean he wasn't murdered.

OH GOD THE CUTENESS

I knew about the history of Jim Crow, but I also am another one who had no idea about eeny-meeny-miney-moe (In fact, I remember snorting in disgust at the character in Pulp Fiction who uses the original words, thinking Tarantino added that in there to shock (and because of his deep love for the n-word of course) and…

I found a loophole!

I mean, I think the "I <3 boobies" thing is stupid as shit but taking this to the SCOTUS? It's stupid-as-shit-EST

"Oh wow, that's all terrible. But what if I still really, really want to wear blackface? I'm just gonna go ahead and... ... *begins applying make-up*"

Honestly, I appreciate stupid shit like this. When I was in college I exclusively flew Southwest, and they regularly had "funny" flight attendants who would incorporate jokes into the safety lecture. I always found it amusing. I also frequently had the same dude who would make galloping horsey noises over the intercom…

At least I know I'll be fine. My best-friend's parents have a massive wine cellar. If it gets bad, they can have an accident. They are very old.

Exactly, she could so easily do that instead. There are loads of things she could do instead. Like fucking right off, she could do that instead. I hope she does, in fact, fuck all the way off.

Psst, hey fat kids: you didn't hear it from me, but I hear shaving cream sprayed on car paint can really leave a permanent message, if you know what I mean. Also, did you know your local butcher will sell you all sorts of delightful organ meats in bulk? Maybe you have a local neighbor you'd like to share this fun…