I found them at Target last night!

I tried it last night. It's like if Ferrero Rocher candies became ice cream. IT HAS CHANGED MY LIFE.

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I DID TOO. And then I felt so dumb...And admittedly, more than a little disappointed.

Here's another picture of them from Getty images and it has her listed as his daughter, but you're not the first person that thought that and like salttt says, give him a couple of years and maybe she will be his bride. Yeeech.

I'm not defending him because UGH, but that isn't a picture of him and his future bride. That's a more recent photo of him with one of his children from his marriage with Soon-Yi.

Yeah, I learned about it in '89 or '90 too. It was my favorite dinosaur as a kid. I'm still in mourning.

We line the area under the tree with tin foil. Our cat hates the stuff and refuses to walk on it. So she sits at the edge of the foil and reaches her paw to bat the closest ornament she can. We did notice that if the foil is too smooth she will actually brave it, so I suggest scrunching it up a bit. And the foil…

I've always picked mine up from CVS, but I've seen it on Amazon and at Walmart too.

Monistat Chafing Relief Powder Gel is unstoppable against thigh-rub. Seriously changed the entire game for me! It just takes a little bit on your thighs where they rub together and you're dry and chafing-free all day. It's cheap and the little tube of gel goes a long ways.

Mine would be Bitey. Or possibly Murderous-y. Those are dwarves, right?

I like him, but I think it's because I can't get the Mokiki Does the Sloppy Swish short out of my head.

I took DARE, but all I remember about it was learning that there were stickers out there that were acutally drugs and if you stuck them on your skin you'd get high and addicted to whatever it was. I have no idea if this was something the cop told us or if it was something that we made up and told each other and then…

HAHAHAHA....This strikes me as something that would encourage theft...not prevent it. If I could wipe my ass with TP that had my company's name and address on it I would do so gleefully.

This is very true. But I've been to hotels and some small businesses that have baskets of free tampons sitting out next to the sinks. I've never seen anyone stuff a handful in a purse and they seem to be able to keep them well stocked. Could be the thieves wait until no one's looking of course.

Maybe at first, but if it became the norm? I'm not so sure. I mean do people regularly steal toilet paper rolls from public restrooms? Like, besides college students...

I think that belief persists because if someone is rejected by a woman they can always fall back on the idea that she wasn't rejecting them so much as she was an awful gold-digger and she rejected them because they weren't powerful or rich enough for her. When really they were rejected because they were a skeeve or an…

This reminds me of Potato Jesus. Only you start with a potato and end with a different potato.

I have no idea, but it works!

Tthe one time I had mice they suddenly vanished even though none of our traps were filled. We found out later that we had a snake in the basement where they lived. So no mice, but snake. I was super happy to move.