Guy Pearce was Fin Fang Foom.

I saw someone beating a dead horse last weekend and thought I walked into a Portlandia sketch. *SO* relieved to learn that it was just the standard bunch of weirdos with dead horse.

Not in the latest season. Three episodes in, I'm quite convinced they've found out what they should do with the show. No more stupid decisions, much better characterization and less endless speeches.

I flew into a blind feminist rage at Toys-R-Us the other day when I went to get a birthday present for my friend's 4 year old daughter. I knew that everyone else was getting her pink princessy shit, so I was like, No! I'm going to get her a smart kid toy! Science! She's going to be a scientist!

Now, when I was a kid,…

Oddly enough, the only thing that makes me really ragey is stupid man people who blame everything on PMS. Grrrr...

or....kittens the size of tootsie rolls??? soooo tinyyyyyyyy

Laura, I needed this tonight! Thank you for coming through with some quality squee.

Hey. If you make comments about boobs, or fapping, or anything else of a similar nature, I'm going to remove your comment. If it's bad, or I catch you doing it again, I'm going to ban your account.

I'm Fascinated by your Capitalization choices.

This reminds me that my mom used to tell me not to sit like a frog, because I used to like sitting with my legs up and spread wide apart. For years I've been glad she never used the term "ladylike" or "like a princess" when it came to my behavior. I think she knew that growing up with only brothers was going to…

$500 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling.

Or in her words, "If I started defending lies, I would be in a constant state of defending myself

Me at every bar ever.

It is true, tho, before that movie I was all 'wow that seems like a truly wonderful thing to go up in outer space and see what a beautiful, fragile world we live in and think about how mystifying the infinite, wondrous power of the universe is; I would truly give anything to experience that, even for one heartbeat of…

Ummm, cis-gendered, hterosexual man here. Can I just say how fucking hilarious this is? Thank you for posting it (great context for these discussions in a few humorous panels).

Elizabeth Smart also came away from her experience without any children. I think Jaycee Duggard's desire to protect her daughters has factored a lot into her decision to remain a private person. I read Duggard's memoir, and even there she says very little about the two girls (which I think is a wise decision).

If anything from Neil Gaiman's Sandman universe were ever made into a film, I'd want Del Toro to direct it. They seem very sympatico.

If tampons were always free then maybe they'd be less of a commodity and people wouldn't feel the need to nick them? Like, I can imagine sticking a few in my bag so I didn't get caught short next time I was out, but if I knew that next time I was out I could just grab a free one from a basket, I probably wouldn't…

Maybe it'd work if they put them in those paper towel dispensers that you wave at. It'd make it inconvenient and embarrassing to stand there waving at that thing for 5 minutes trying to get all the tampons.

I did the same thing.