I flew into a blind feminist rage at Toys-R-Us the other day when I went to get a birthday present for my friend's 4 year old daughter. I knew that everyone else was getting her pink princessy shit, so I was like, No! I'm going to get her a smart kid toy! Science! She's going to be a scientist!

Now, when I was a kid,…

Oddly enough, the only thing that makes me really ragey is stupid man people who blame everything on PMS. Grrrr...

or....kittens the size of tootsie rolls??? soooo tinyyyyyyyy

Laura, I needed this tonight! Thank you for coming through with some quality squee.

Hey. If you make comments about boobs, or fapping, or anything else of a similar nature, I'm going to remove your comment. If it's bad, or I catch you doing it again, I'm going to ban your account.

I'm Fascinated by your Capitalization choices.

This reminds me that my mom used to tell me not to sit like a frog, because I used to like sitting with my legs up and spread wide apart. For years I've been glad she never used the term "ladylike" or "like a princess" when it came to my behavior. I think she knew that growing up with only brothers was going to…

$500 for kissing, $10,000 for snuggling.

Or in her words, "If I started defending lies, I would be in a constant state of defending myself

Me at every bar ever.

It is true, tho, before that movie I was all 'wow that seems like a truly wonderful thing to go up in outer space and see what a beautiful, fragile world we live in and think about how mystifying the infinite, wondrous power of the universe is; I would truly give anything to experience that, even for one heartbeat of…

Ummm, cis-gendered, hterosexual man here. Can I just say how fucking hilarious this is? Thank you for posting it (great context for these discussions in a few humorous panels).

Elizabeth Smart also came away from her experience without any children. I think Jaycee Duggard's desire to protect her daughters has factored a lot into her decision to remain a private person. I read Duggard's memoir, and even there she says very little about the two girls (which I think is a wise decision).

If tampons were always free then maybe they'd be less of a commodity and people wouldn't feel the need to nick them? Like, I can imagine sticking a few in my bag so I didn't get caught short next time I was out, but if I knew that next time I was out I could just grab a free one from a basket, I probably wouldn't…

Maybe it'd work if they put them in those paper towel dispensers that you wave at. It'd make it inconvenient and embarrassing to stand there waving at that thing for 5 minutes trying to get all the tampons.

I did the same thing.

I''ve heard that exact line from guys smaller than 7 inches... And I've had bigger than 7 inches. And I think all the ladies can agree that inches don't REALLY matter, it's just how well you can stop thinking about black penises in bed.

My guess is that he watches interracial porn and secretly gets turned on by it, but says he's disgusted by it because he doesn't want anyone to know his secret. It's the same thing with homophobes who watch all the gay porn in the world.

(The last time a guy with whom I was not on that level attempted to brag to me about his XX inch dick via text, I responded that I had a foot long, rock hard vagina. Never heard from him again. Weird.)

I'm not repulsed by him or anything but [he is repulsive].