Ummm, cis-gendered, hterosexual man here. Can I just say how fucking hilarious this is? Thank you for posting it (great context for these discussions in a few humorous panels).

Elizabeth Smart also came away from her experience without any children. I think Jaycee Duggard's desire to protect her daughters has factored a lot into her decision to remain a private person. I read Duggard's memoir, and even there she says very little about the two girls (which I think is a wise decision).

If tampons were always free then maybe they'd be less of a commodity and people wouldn't feel the need to nick them? Like, I can imagine sticking a few in my bag so I didn't get caught short next time I was out, but if I knew that next time I was out I could just grab a free one from a basket, I probably wouldn't…

Maybe it'd work if they put them in those paper towel dispensers that you wave at. It'd make it inconvenient and embarrassing to stand there waving at that thing for 5 minutes trying to get all the tampons.

I did the same thing.

I''ve heard that exact line from guys smaller than 7 inches... And I've had bigger than 7 inches. And I think all the ladies can agree that inches don't REALLY matter, it's just how well you can stop thinking about black penises in bed.

Time-lapse GIF of Patrick Stewart aging:

My guess is that he watches interracial porn and secretly gets turned on by it, but says he's disgusted by it because he doesn't want anyone to know his secret. It's the same thing with homophobes who watch all the gay porn in the world.

(The last time a guy with whom I was not on that level attempted to brag to me about his XX inch dick via text, I responded that I had a foot long, rock hard vagina. Never heard from him again. Weird.)

I'm not repulsed by him or anything but [he is repulsive].

Kanye West is undoubtedly brilliant. I also think he's suffering from at least one mental illness. #TeamKanye

Studies have shown over and over again that corporal punishment is the least effective way to try and reduce unwanted behaviour. So there's that.

I teach 16-year-old girls. People underestimate them far too often.

So you'd be a...........cat burglar?

and METH! I can see some women being all "meh, he sells some weed on the side, who gives a fuck?" but meth will explode and burn your house the fuck down, even without all its (possibly overblown) side effects.

Yeah, a woman saying she wants a man with a job makes her into a gold-digger. Like, seriously? I don't give a shit what the job is, just be employed or working on being employed somehow, I don't freaking care, just don't be sitting around eating Cheetos.

Because then she's a gold-digger and so it's on her. When people get rejected they look for a way to invalidate the reasons they got rejected. They aren't successful enough? Golddigger. They aren't attractive enough? Shallow.

I'm not saying I can't be impressed by a vehicle, but a lady has got to have standards y'know? I have very specific standards for which vehicles are going to get my panties off.

The issue isn't that the guy doesn't see himself as successful. He just thinks the woman's standards are too high and she wants someone who is SUPER successful.

Ginger, I agree that the belief pervades our culture, but I've seen it nowhere more acutely than in Pick Up Artist culture, which I suspect highly influenced Blogger #1's opinions. PUA culture enthusiastically propagates this kind of dualistic, simple-minded, reductionist evolutionary-psychology babble as the…