Okay obviously this is awful... but on a hilarious note, I kept misreading "Miss Teen USA Cassidy Wolf" as "Miss Teen Wolf USA, Cassidy." I would definitely tune in to watch the Miss Teen Wolf USA pageant because I want to hear the contestants answer questions about equality for teen wolves and what life lessons being…

No, the absolute worst is when you feel that you need to drop everything and go to the toilet right this instant or you'll poop your pants and then sit there for half an hour unable to produce anything at all from your anus because it's just the cramps mascarading as peristalsis, and you can't get up either because it…

You know what's the absolute worst? When you have your period and you're sitting on the toilet and your stomach is cramping because you're having a horrible liquid poo, and you can't tell if you have to keep period-pooing because your stomach is cramping or if you just have regular period cramps. So you just keep…

THIS HAS LITERALLY CHANGED MY LIFE.

OMG THIS IS A THING?!?!? I just thought my bum hated me and wanted to annoy me by making me have to deal with period blood and a messy bum at the same time. Ok. I'm not weird. Cool.

It must be really annoying when 40% of the gaming world ask's to stop being called sugar-tits. Fuck reason, you're whats wrong with gaming.

she's way better now. and the reason that's happening is pretty obvious, there are more girl gamers. you shouldn't make an IP that will instantly alienate a large portion of your user base.

What the fuck did you just say about bacon???

Who knew? People of both sexes can be assholes! Your point is what? Both statements exist out of gender stereotypes. Women are told men are animals, therefore think they have to "train" them to be civilized, and men are told women are created for their personal use, therefore they have to "train" them to behave as…

Some of those books are garbage (I disagree about the Hunger Games), but King has set himself up as an arbiter of taste in popular fiction before, and I've always kind of been uncomfortable with it. He's capable of writing really good popular novels and has done so many times...and he's also produced a good bit of…

"She pointed out that since she was on probation, she also would have gone to jail if she had pressed charges."

See, they're going towards the armpits.

So, basically he'd like to pick a girlfriend from the J Crew catalog. Anyone have a J Crew catalog of friends this guy can pick a wife from? A girl who won't mind being constantly compared to his ex-girlfriend of 11 years? Black girls not included, naturally.

I've never been so happy to be fat.

Ha! My now-husband, then-boyfriend once asked me, when I got home from work at 10p.m., when I was a full-time student working 40+ hours/week as a waitress, what was for dinner.

It's the idea that all Muslim women are oppressed. It goes along with everyone assuming all Muslim women wear burkkas (worldwide a very small percentage do) when it comes to the hijab (head scarfs) it's the belief that all Muslim women are forced to wear them. While some Muslim women live in culture that socially…

They certainly need "help", but I think the point is that white women think they know what is best for Muslim women and their culture without bothering to understand what Muslim women actually want to change.

He'd make a hell of a James Bond.

BTW to any out of work straight men: THIS SHIT PAYS AND THE LADIES LOVE IT.

And if they are, it's because they have a guy's sense of humor.