Yes, that was the original joke. Some person somewhere was unhappy with the rape reference. Penny Arcade responded by making an actual rape comic immediately afterward (the joke is, "Hey rapers, go and rape no more"), glamorizing the Dickwolf character in merchandise, and just generally being assholes about the whole…

Yeah, if I was single and a star in Hollywood, I'd sleep with as many hot men as I could, too. No question.

You're just not correct, based on data (http://www.unc.edu/depts/nccsi/20…). Cheerleading accounts for 64% of all catastrophic injuries at the high school level, 70% at the college level. Those other sports you listed don't come close. This isn't just participation rates.

The problem is that its not recognized as a sport so there is no formal regulation. Our cheerleading coach in hs was someone's mom and we were taught stunting and gymnastics from each other. I had all kinds of injuries but since there was no real coach in place and I was only like 14 when I started I didn't know any…

cheerleading, much like gymnastics is dangerous. More so because it's not policed well b/c it doesn't have "sport' status like the other things you listed.
But hey, keep being a dick. That's cool.

If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.

Well, they are right next to each other on the map...

No, but the UK might get upset if subways and bus companies tried to profit from that day with a themed event and tacky cosplay.

Oh ye gods I hate reading people's judgey attitudes about the "woman with 6 kids at Walmart with food stamps chatting on her brand-new iPhone." There are SO many reasons why someone needs a cell phone and many reasons why such a woman may have a new phone (gifts from a friend? won it in a drawing? none of your damn…

Congratulations! You're that person!

A movie theater would normally be one of the top most logical places I'd go if I had a keen desire to avoid ipads.

fuck you. seriously. I get out to movies maybe twice a year. MAYBE. If YOU can't manage to sit for 90 mins w/o your technological binkie, stay home.

"If you don't want ipads around stay home."

FixYourFamily, lol...when losers know they can't compete, they try to rig the game.

As a liberal Christian (we exist! I even know liberal Catholics!) and someone with multiple English and literature degrees, it drives me insane when quotes are taken out of context. The whole "wives submit to their husbands" thing is a misinterpretation of the use of the word submission, AND the quote is surrounded by…

I agree - is this directed to gardening fraternities? Brotanists?

I was thinking 50 shades could make a ton of papier maché Christmas ornaments.

I was genuinely shocked to learn Donatella is only 7 years older than Gina. She looks approximately 85. Stay out of the sun kids. Also, don't smoke.

Women can have tight firm butts *and* cellulite. Did you know that?

I have returned to school (to complete my BA) as an adult and I am a philosophy major. I intend to pursue my PhD in philosophy.