I have no idea what any of that means, but I am suitably impressed by it.

Thanks for the good laugh.

What a great kid. Proof once again that even a child can make a difference because she cares. Rock on Martha, I suspect we will see great things from you.

Pocket protectors. Thinkaboutthat!

Its summer, when one needs less clothing. Peel and stick right on your naked body.

I see some sore thumbs in the users future.

I saw this once on "Pop up Video" and they said the whole "Betty and Al" thing came from when Paul was on one of his honeymoons, there was a weird couple in the next room that kept calling them Betty and Al no matter how many times they told them otherwise. A nice upbeat song to start the day. ~O)

90% burner. Nice. I can see that will make for a lot of thoughtful, responsible comments. Oh joy. Thanks for the info.

Thats where Hoover comes in. I vac them up and let it run for about 10 minutes to make SURE.

Its a stress thing, work related, which is why I do it right after. I am, as I write this, drenched in sweat and no longer bloodthirsty. At least until tomorrow.

My motivation is that if I DONT do it, I will go stark, raving mad and kill someone. Seems to work pretty well.

Thank you in advance for the nightmares that will cause me.

The common house fly doesnt bother me, its those awful spiders that do. Outside, I just scream and run away, but inside my house, they are instantly condemned to death.

Sorry, too paralyzed with terror to show mercy on a critter I think is out to kill me.

Hoover invented the best spider killer. I wish there was a way to drown out the screams during the capture of spiders too; its scaring my neighbors.

It was not my intent to start a penis flame war, I am sure ALL of the commenters have fantastic "equipment".

I generally heart someone when they make a valuable or funny comment and hearting them allows me to see them if I scan through a page quickly, and those are the comments I read if I dont have time to read them all (many people I follow do not have stars and so are not "featured".

Apple really DOES want to change the world, dont they?

I really dont go to the sister sites often. I like Lifehacker and Jalop, but the others really dont carry much that I am interested in, but I did go over to Gawk to check it out, and the comments wont even load on my machine, so, it looks like the decision is out of my hands.

I am not looking forward to the new commenting system, but, I will make my decision to continue commenting (pr not) after it arrives and I see for myself if its as awful as they say. My real concern is the loss of my friends list. You can take my star, you can take my commenting privleges, you can take anything you…