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He was there to supervise the build on behalf of the Empire.

Just for informational purposes for those who do not know, but that whole "check the penis for Jewishness" thing doesnt work here in the US, as most men, regardless of religion are circumsized.

The Indians are doing GREAT! Last time I looked, they were 1.5 games out of first in their division. Thanks for asking! Go Tribe!

For years I have been telling the boss all his computer issues are caused by a 1D10T. He called IT and raised hell toget them to take that off his machine. I then said it was keyboard controller error. The guys in IT cant even look me in the face without cracking up any more.

I love that at the bottom it says "Please keep in a safe place".

I count on you guys to publish these so I am "borrow" them for my own collection. Thank you!

Drunk seems to be an ideal environment to get pregnant, or at least thats what they say over the the child support department.

Thats a pretty penny and I dont mean the price.

Not a combo I would have thought of unless I was drunk or pregnant.

If they studied twins, are the nature and nurture not the same set? Are they not conceived and raised together? (I am having trouble with the video, so if its explained there, thats why I dont know.)

Froopdearing.

Thats inflation for you.

I laughed so hard that I wept. I am a terrible person.

Calculus makes me physically ill, so I am right with you. I could not respond to the comment made lest I approve the account, which there was NO way I was doing, but, I got it off my chest by leaving him a message on his profile. If people hate me that much, why do they read my comments? I dont "get" that part.

Good job resisting the urge to respond to the dickwad below who resorts to name calling to try and get a response/approval. Its amazing what these asshats will do when they make up these throw away names. I am glad you could get it out of your system, though, by leaving him a nice, public message on his profile.

I bet that was an interesting Job Description.

F**kchop would be a promotion.

My card has no title on it because they cant fit them all on there.