I was, of course, going to comment on this, but after reading all the hate in the comments, there is no way. I also applaud the restraint Molly has shown toward the comments, especially considering the records of some of the other authors.

I will now.

You dont actually have to. I work in an historial building and the floor is not even. I have wheels on my chairs and often find myself rolling East. My desk drawers wont stay closed unless I JAM something in there to hold them shut.

And I, as your annoying co-worker, am going to tie fishing line around the leg of that thing and pull it forward any time you try and work on it.

Its been so long since I heard anyone refer to "bases", I had to look it up to make sure it still meant the same thing. It does. The link to Urban Dictionary isnt copying over, but feel free to look it up.

To the average criminal, it looks like some place you would not bother breaking in to.

I thought you looked familiar.......

Living in what many refer to as the "rust belt," its not a look I would go for on purpose.

I am not a big fan of heights either, but that just looks like something I woudl not want to pass up.

Thats not going to be so pretty when it all starts to rust.

I will assume that there are 6,000' feet of well fertilized vegetation below the line from the tourists crapping their pants the whole way down.

Fine, they want an image, I will get a 3D Don King to image on mine. I am sure the commercials will then all be hair care products.

Take the discount and cover the sensor.

I know that I am effected by the moon, especially when its full. I dont even have to look at the calendar to know when it is.

Reading this made my stomach hurt.

An opportune post to remind folks that you can help an organization that gives free mammograms to poor women by clicking daily at

I dont want to put you out of a job, and I have no love (nor hate) for Z-Berg, but the torrent of crazies that have just taken it upon themselves to stalk him would make me pity anyone.

Doesnt break any of the rules and yet keeps people from stalking him if he already won all the prize money. Its what I would do.

Mark: The only thing to do is take a zillion pics of yourself, send them all in and hence flood the market. They said they would pay for them, so take them up on it and make some easy money (and still retain control).

From a favorite movie of mine.