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Maybe they should stop bickering and look under the damn bridge

Yeah but his defensive stats are boosted by his angels in the outfield

she was told to provide "non-standard care"

On the bright side, Johnson appears skilled at nurturing a U-16 side

I, too, had a joke deleted and subsequent unfollow. I emailed a writer I like then cooled off for a few weeks before making one or two comments that got a re-follow (I assume by that author) (I have never been followed by screamer or adequate man for some reason). I can't quite quit but it isn't nearly as fun anymore

Waterfront Park, LLC is actually the name of the valet company that sub-leases the land from the Heat, thus fulfilling their obligation to the citizens of Miami-Dade

I'm proud that Farley has figured out how to ghostwrite Scott Walker's campaign speeches.

Tom Ley for Raysism

I was stupid and childish

Yeah but in 3 days he'll have rolls again

MILWAUKEE-Asked restaurant host: "God, did you hear about Corsi and Fenwick?" Host: "No." Me: "Died. Unblocked shot attempts." Thought he would cry.

If only these Menendez brothers knew how deadly they could be in the shotgun

What, exactly, is wrong with a tall and strong person utilizing their physical attributes to make money?

At least those slaves didn't die for nothing. Game on!

Announcer: And remember, the losing team has to watch the remainder of the game without a shirt on in this cold hockey arena.

I guess he didn't take Occam's razor to his head after all

Ryan wanted to alter Sanchez as well, but realized he doesn't know what a real quarterback even looks like

No shoes, no shirt, no fiesta

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