I'm really looking forward to The Advil™ Domestic Violence Simulator presented by Bank of America®

They must have made him an early retirement offer he couldn't refuse

Luckily that guy has 9 more years to improve his javelin form

has been out of the game since 2013, has hip issues and turns 40 in July

Weaver was always bragging about his third leg, but the mangled hoof on his fourth one usually scared the girls away.

Why would you pay to watch oversized boobs on TV when there are plenty of free pictures of Gerard Butler on the internet?

+1

Wilfork was disappointed to discover that there was no apple filling inside of the turnover

Guys give Terry's reporting a break - it's clear from his twitter account that he hasn't peaked yet

No mention that "3" represents Sandusky's favorite penis size in inches

are u alive?

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ScrubHub

illegal possession of stolen things

The first time a Bears DB didn't blow all season

oh my

TCU fans have dubbed him "Kenny Plateau"

Morales reportedly took offense when Hensley gave some unsolicited advice about his home town:

Gronk is still mad at the landlord for telling him about the cesspool only after they already moved out

On the plus side, those tickets would only cost $13,059.36 if your son is playing in the game