When will anyone else in this stupid office recognize that Wednesdays are Hump Day?

Ash became concerned about his health when he couldn't recall the last time Texas had a decent starting quarterback.

Peterson has also been barred from seeing his beloved twins play ball, but they're already eliminated from the divisional race anyway.

Unfortunately, Dolan traded away all of the band's picks so it just became one big drum solo

I'm just surprised Melo knows how to pass things on to others.

Peterson does have a history of breaking ankles

+1

you are what you eat

The sheep is just trying to protect his reputation

Goodell: As I've maintained all along, no one from the National Forensics League saw this video until this week.

McCoy was just trying to give them his two cents, so if anything this is a windfall for the server.

Police: Dad, Football Coach Get Into Armed Conflict Over Playing Time

Rob Hatfield should have known better than to take a job on this side of town.

I always knew Albert posted here under a pen name

Barry's Petcheckdown Receivers

When asked what he was doing with the club, Rich responded that he was just trying to get a hole in one.

"I just went to Bangor" turned out to not be a great alibi

+1

Brown later posted that his text messages to Marge Schott have gone unreturned.

Finally, someone else who misses hangin' with Mr. Cooper