Pitching Coach: Now just like we talked about, imagine you're angry and throwing the ball right at your husband's face

The team said they were rolling out the red carpet for the guy, but neglected to tell him that he was then to lie down on it as they rolled it back up and pushed it down the stairs.

They must be building a railroad if they prefer a pick to a mallett.

Guess they'll be down a man for their next game

No wonder they call illegal touching so closely in this one.

With so many vegetarians out there these days, it's no surprise people don't want to eat something that's alive

+1

He told them they can do whatever they want to him if it will raise money for kids.

The athletic department became worried about Bitsko's condition when his tutor reported that the guy couldn't get out of bed for morning class to save his life.

Usually it is the lackey doing someone else's bidding

+1

It was confirmed to be a Viking settlement when archaeologists discovered 3 sheepskins, 4 sets of human teeth, ceremonial weaponry, and the absence of any championship rings.

I really only find one thing opposable in this sign, otherwise I stand with the Besiktas fans.

He was hoping someone would call icing before he landed.

that's great +1

Meanwhile in St. Louis...

Sarafin was conditioned to respond to the nickname Son Devil ever since he came out to his parents in high school

I haven't seen a guy slam a ball in a hole with that much authority since the Deadspin comment section circa 8:14 am this morning.

Little Leaguer: It's like the more Mo'Ne we come across, the more problems we see

Stewart announced he is switching from Chevy to Hearse at his next race